pabandi lagane ka ikhtiar

Send to all ur frndz and get Dil chasp Pabandian:

Agar aap ko mujh pe aik pabandi lagane ka ikhtiar hota to kya Lagate?
Reply is must.

Teri Judai mein

Boy: Teri Judai mein,
Neend urti hai, Jan jati hai, chain khota hai, Dil rota hai..!!

Girl: Check karwa Pagla

“dengi Virus” v enj e hunda ay

RAB” K Liye

Jis Ne “RAB” K Liye Jhukna Seekh Liya
Wohi “iLM” WaLa Hai
Q K
iLM WaLe Ki Pehchan Aajizi Hy
OR
JahiL Ki Pehchan “Takabur”.
Subha bakhair
do remembr me n ma famly in ur prayrz
hav a blesd day

1 Bar Jan Mang

1 Bar Jan Mang K To Dekho
1 Bar Yääd Kr K To Dekho
Agar Hum Na Aye To Samaj Lena

Salman Sutta Peya Ae,
Ty Mobile Silent Ty Vai..

Jo Pappi De

Jo Pappi De Us Ki Pappi Lelo Or
Jo Pappi Na De Us Ki Zabardasti Lelo….
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Wazir-E-Pappi

Veena Malik..

Kitne Dino’n Se

Kitne Dino’n Se Seyah Libas Pehne Phir Rahay Hain,
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Ke Koi Hamein Muft Shampo De Or Kahay
“Your Licence To Wear Black” ;->

Agar aap radio k Representative hotey

Agar aap radio k Representative hotey to mere liye Kaun sa gana (Song) play karte.?
Send it to all ur friends & see what song,
They play 4 U!
But plz reply me first..

What is My color in your life Pink

What is My color in your life.
Pink, Blue, Red, Black, Yellow, Green.
Please Choose One, then i'll tell you.
Plz reply Must..
Answers:
Pink: Sweet heart,
Blue: Best friend,
Red: love u,
Black: enemy,
Yellow: someone special,
Green: Forever Friend.

If U appreciate 3 things in me then

If U appreciate 3 things in me then,
What are they?
1 Smile
2 Eyes
3 Looks
4 Nature
5 Attitude
6 Personality
7 Voice
8 Simplicity
9 Heart
10 Clothes
Reply is must.

I want to know that what u think about

I want to know that what u think about me?
Select any one alphabet & send, then I'll send you answer
Options are:
P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y
Reply Plz.
Answers:
P-U Hate Me
Q-Only friend
R-U luv Me
S-Care 4 me
T-U miss me
U-U cant live without me
V-Best Friend
W-Some thing special
X-Like Me
Y-Stranger..
Its True??

Select a triplet no from below i

Select a triplet no. from below & i will tell u whom u will marry…
123
234
345
456
567
678
789
890
012
rep is must, send a no. frm this list, ans rply k baad..
123 college mate
234 neighbour
345 relative
456 father choice
567 frnd
678 mother choice
789 lover
890 not marry
012 one who loves u.

If you get a chance 2 kill me How

If you get a chance 2 kill me...
How will you kill me?
Reply is must.. and Be Frank.
4ward it 2ur Friends & find out the variety mastermind. ..! Reply Me..

Which is the first thing comes from

Which is the first thing comes from your Heart when you think about ME.
Answer must be straight forward.
Be frank, reply is must..:-)

REPLY MUST If you had a choice of

REPLY MUST! If you had a choice of stealing 1 thing from me what would it b?
Send this sms to people who know you.
You will get amazing replies!
Waiting 4 ur reply.

UNFORGETTABLE THINGS IN YOUR LIFE 1

UNFORGETTABLE THINGS IN YOUR LIFE:
1. Person:
2. Film:
3. Song:
4. Incident:
5. Wonder:
6. Place:
7. Moment:
8. Gift:
REPLY IS MUST ...

SLAMBOOK Name D O B Sex City U Luv

SLAMBOOK:
Name:
D.O.B:
Sex:
City:
U Luv:
U Hate:
Hobbies:
BestFrnd:
Aim:
Crazyabt:
Weaknes:
Words 4 me:
Plz fill & send.

Fill in The Blank Im ur Friend a

Fill in The Blank:
Im ur ______Friend
a)Best
b)Cute
c)Sweet
d)Loving
e)Boy/Girl
f)Decent
g)Boring
h)Naughty
Reply is Compulsory.

Lets See How Much You Know About Me Q1

Lets See How Much You Know About Me:
Q1) My Birthday?
Q2) What word i say most?
Q3) I Love?
Q4) I Hate?
Q5) My Bad Habits?
Q6) My Quality that Attracts you?
Q7) My Quality that Retracts you?
Q8) Best Part of my Face?
Q9) Worst Part of my Face?
Q10) My Best Friends?
Reply Me.

Please Reply Zaroor Karna Dunya main

Please Reply Zaroor Karna:
Dunya main konsi cheez aapko sabse ziyada dard deti hai.
1. Khuab
2. Love
3. Judai
4. Ghareebi
5. Bebasi
6. Dhoka
7. Jhoot
8. Zakham
9. Maut
10. Bewafai.

Send it to all ur friends get cool n

Send it to all ur friends & get cool n funny replies
'Agar apko meri personality ek fruit se batani ho to aap konsa fruit batao gay.
Reply with reason'

Reply Is Must Ager Zindagi Mai Kabhi

Reply Is Must:
Ager Zindagi Mai Kabhi Hamra Rabta Khatam Ho Jaye.
Tab,
Aapko Meri Kya Baat Yaad Reh Jaye Gi?
Serious Reply Is must.

Aap apni Rukhsati Sey 2 Ghantay Pehley

Aap apni Rukhsati Sey 2 Ghantay Pehley Kya Mehsoos Karen gi?
Select A Number Then I'll Tell U..
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10. . .
replY...
Answer:
1: Allah Jaldi Rukhsati Ho
2: Me to tang agae hun itna Bhari Lehenga
3: Kash me ami abu k sath rhti
4: Pta nai kia ho ga aj rat
5: Aj to meri kher nai
6: Me ne nai rona make up khrab hoga
7: Hansi a rhe hy
8: Allah kre movie achi aye
9: Akhir mere dil ki murad puri ho he gae
10: Rona a rha hy

Select one dish Ill tell you the

Select one dish, I'll tell you the relation b/w you and me?
1-Seekh Kabab
2-Kaleji
3-Karhai
4-Qorma
5-Tikka
6-Kabab
7-Biryani
8-Roll Paratha
9-Daal??
Tell me your answer
---- Answers ----
Seekh Kabab= You Hate Me
Kalegi= Flirt
Karhai= You Care For Me
Qorma= You Like Me
Tikka= Confused
Kabab= Best Couple
Biryani= You Are Serious With Me
Roll Paratha=Best Friend
Daal=You Love Me

Reply must ok Select a symbol r ur

Reply must ok!!
Select a symbol r ur life partner
% * # $ ? / =
Its very interesting…answer will be given after ur reply..
~~~~Ans~~~~
% Kanjus
* Best Couple
# Talkitive n humerous
$ Romantic
? Wise minded
/ Well mannered
= Fighter GOOD LUCK

Choose any number below I will tell

Choose any number below,
I will tell about your personality
I will give you answer after your reply
11
22
33
44
55
66
77
88
99
00
Reply is must.
Answer:-
00 = Duffer
11 = Unique
12 = Flawless
13 = Good Looking
14 = Jacks of all trades
15 = Romantic
16 = Naughty
17 = Gambler
18 = Sentimental
19 = Strider

Choose b w 1 2 3 45 6 7 After that i

Choose b/w 1,2,3,45,6,7
After that i will tell you k jab log aapk couple ko stage pe saath bethay dekhien gay to kya comments denge..
=========ANSWERS==============
1. Bass theek hai
2. Jin or bhootni ki jori hai
3. wah kya jori hai
4. Bakwaas couple
5. Make 4 each other
6. Jori ho to aisi
7. Bhen bhai lag rahay hain!

Select 1 n find out something abt ur

Select 1 n find out something abt ur life partner.
MANGO:
APPLE:
STRAWBERRY:
PEACH:
GRAPES:
PLUM:
ORANGE:
BANANA:
LEMON:
~~~~Ans~~~~
MANGO: handsome enough 2 make others jealous
APPLE: Caring,qualified, well settled
STRAWBERRY: Friend of professional clg.
GRAPES: So close 2 u n honest
PEACH: So loving, romantic, rich,
sporty.
ORANGE: Fat, non appealing
PLUM: Causing trouble while eating
LEMON: Cousin
BANANA: Careless n Idiot..
Hoo!

U want ur partner of which star I ll

U want ur partner of which star. I’ll tell about ur partner
*AQUARIUS
*ARIES
*CANCER
*CAPRICORN
*GEMINI
*LEO
*LIBRA
*PISES
*SAGITARIUS
*SCORPIO
*VIRGO
*TAURUS
=====ANS=====
*AQUARIUS:Caring
*ARIES:Romantic
*CANCER:Smart
*CAPRICORN:Beautiful
*GEMINI:Dashing
*LEO:Fighter
*LIBRA:Sincere
*PISSES:Kanjos
*SAGITARIUS:Loving
*SCORPIO:Ugly
*VIRGO:Lovely
*TAURUS:Cute

Papa 1 Larka bar bar ‘I Love U’ bolta ha

Girl: Papa 1 Larka bar bar ‘I Love U’ bolta ha,

kiya karun?

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Father: Beta us se shadi kr le,

Zindagi mein agr dubara bol de to mera Naam badal dena

Tri Dil Lgi Ho Shayd

Yun Tark-e-Mohbat Tri Dil Lgi Ho Shayd

Tere Sene Me B Ye Aag Lagi Ho Shayd..

Na Mujhe Azma Itna K Jaan Se Guzr

Jaun

Mere Wajod Me Tri B Jaan Ho Shayd..!!

Ye fekar or khayal tu apny he hy

Ye jaly huwy dagh dil par apny he hy.

Ye fekar or khayal tu apny he hy.

Agar mehfel muhabat ka naseeb na huwa.

Ujry muhabat k dewar tu apny he hy.

Ly lo yar sari khushi tumhari huwi.

Ye tu shukar hy gham tu apny hy.

Sirf zuban se kia hua wada nhi hota

Sirf zuban se kia hua wada nhi hota

Bar bar izahaar se pyar zyada nhi hota

Muje jaanna hy to mere rooh me sama jao

Sirf kinary se samandar ka andaza nahi hota

Mere dil men mohabt bohat thi

Mere dil men mohabt bohat thi,

Magar phir b usko shikayt bohat thi,

Mera dard khulta bhi kiyun kisi par,

Mujhe muskrane ki aadt bohat thi

Mohabbat kar to len lekin

Mohabbat kar to len lekin,

wafa hai shart chahat ki.

Zara mujhko bata jana,

k is dor-e-khudgarzi me

wafa ab kon karta hai?

Wafa kanton ka rasta hai

To kanton pe chalega kon?

Wafa hai khel aatish ka

To aatish me jalay ga kon?

Wafa hai maut ka soda

Yahan baichay ga saansein kon?

Wafa hai rat-jaga mausam

Yahan jagay ga raatein kon?

Wafa khud ko mitana hai

Yahan khud ko mitaye kon?

Wafa sab kuch lutana hai

Yahan khud ko lutaye kon..!!!

Nafrat ki Dhoop

Nafrat Ki Dhoop Me Barsat Se Pehle,

Halaat Na Thay Aese Teri Mulaqat Se Pehle,

Har kisi ko hamdard samajh lete thay,

Hum b kitne saada thay muhabbaton k tajurbat se pehle,

Ye Barish,

Ye Hawa,

Ye Dhanak,

Ye Mousam,

Kis kis Se Mohabbat Thi Teri Zaat Se pehle,

Bikhrey to bas aese toot k bikhrey,

Log dete thay misaal hamari haadsaat se pehle,

Tu ye na samjh tujh se ulfat gaye dino ki baat thi,

Hum aaj b sochtey hen tujhey apni zaat se pehle.

Tum Subha Or Tum Shaam Ki Tarha

Tum Subha Or Tum Shaam Ki Tarha..

Tum Khushiyon K Peghaam Ki Tarha..

Tum Ko Hum Ne Kab Bhulaya Hai Aey DOST..!

Tum Yaad Rehte Ho Muje Mere Naam Ki Tarha.

Par jane phir bhi kyun

Hoon to khafa us se"


Par jane phir bhi kyun"


"Na chaah kar bhi usko chahna acha lagta hai"


"Haqeeqat se hoon door"


"ye mujh ko hai pata"


Par jaan k anjaan rehna acha lagta hai"


"Qaahil nahi HUM rone k phir bhi kabhi kabhi"


"Tanhaai m kuch dair rona acha lagta hai"


"Woh mera tha,
Woh mera hai,
Woh mera rahe ga"


"Kuch pal is khowab me aa jana acha lagta hai".

usay kehna logon sey khud ko bachaya karay

Us par to bohat sajti hy khushi.

usay kehna k muskraya karey.

us ki aankhon mein nami achi nahi lagti.

usay kehna ghum mujhe de jaya karey.

ye zindagi bohat taveel safar hy.

usay kehna raston sey na ghabraya karay.

uski Zindagi humein aziz bohat hy.

usay kehna logon sey khud ko bachaya karay...!!!

Na tum baaz aao na hum baaz aen

Na tum baaz aao na hum baaz aen,

Brabar khafa hon brabar manaen,

Bohat khobsurat hain tewar tumhare,

Khafa ho agar bhi to lagtay ho pyare,

Meray g main a'ey gale se laga lon,

Ada rooth jane ki tum se chura lon,
Tumhari ada hum tumhi ko dikhain,

Na tum baaz aao na hum baaz aayen...

Minnatain kr k usay manana tha

Minnatain kr k usay manana tha.

Usay b dur mujhe b dur jana tha.

Nibhatay kis tarah dosti apni.

Chand pe uska ghar zameen pe apna thikana tha.

WAFA ki roshni utar de

Mere wajood me WAFA ki roshni utar de.

Phr itna piyar de k mujh ko chahato me maar de.
Boht uddas tha so utth k tere pas agaya.

Kuch aisi baat kr jo dil ko chain or qarar de.
Suna he teri 1 nazar sanwarti he zindagi.

Jo ho sakey to aaj meri zindagi sanwar de

muhabut k liye

Wabasta TERI hayaat se sabi silsilay hy magr !!

Meri zindgi hy Mukhtasir TERI muhabut k liye.
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Ye hi sab se bara kasoor hy zindgi ka

Mil k bicharna dastor hy zindgi ka,

Ek ye hi kissa mashhor hy zindgi ka,

Beete howe pal kabhi lot kar nai aate,

Ye hi sab se bara kasoor hy zindgi ka.

""Pyar"" ki Baazi

'Mujhe in pathron ka darr na hota

Agar sheeshe ka mera ghar na hota

Yaqeenan hum Bhi khelte ""Pyar"" ki Baazi

Agar dil tootne ka darr na hota.

Ham Na Jayen To Kya Tamasha Ho

Wo Bulayen To Kya Tamasha Ho
Ham Na Jayen To Kya Tamasha Ho

Ye Kinaron Se Khelne Wale
Dub Jayen To Kya Tamasha Ho

Bandaparwar Jo Ham Pe Guzri Hai
Ham Batayen To Kya Tamasha Ho

Aj Ham Bhi Teri Wafaon Par
Muskurayen To Kya Tamasha Ho

Teri Surat Jo Ittefaq Se Ham
Bhul Jayen To Kya Tamasha Ho

Waqt Ki Chand Satein ‘Sagar’
Laut Ayen To Kya Tamasha Ho.

Mein Lot Jaun

Mein Lot Jaun Ga Wapis
Apni Dunya Men

Wo Shakhs Mujh Say
Bicharnay Ka Faisla To Kary.

Ultimate insult

Ultimate insult..

I Iove your smile becoz..

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My favorite colour is “YELLOW”!!

Sit in an Aeroplane

Height Of Confidence :

Once Many Professors Were Called And Asked To Sit In An Aeroplane

After They Sat, They Were Informed That The Plane Is Made By Their Students.

All Of Them Ran N Got Out Of Plane Expect One

People Asked Him The Reason He Said, If Its Made By My Students, IT WONT EVEN START !! :-D

Ice cream on date

Jo Larki Date Pe Ek

Ice Cream Khanay se Khush Ho jAAye…

Wo

Us BV se Bohat Behtar Hay

Jo Puray Maah ki Salary Le kr bhi khush Na Ho

ZUBAIDA APA K TOTKEY.

Kutta car kay neechay

Aik Pathan ne raod per khari car k neechay kuttay ko leta hua dekha, To kuttay ko dum se khencha aur kaha:

Bahir NIKAL bara AAYa Mechanical

engineer..! :D :D

Man to barber

Man to Barber: Cut my hair Short.

Barber: How short you would like to?

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Man: So Short that My Wife Cannot pull them… :-)

Habit of talking in the sleep

Wife To Doctor: My Husband has the Habit of Talking in his Sleep.

What Should I give to cure him?

Doctor: Give him an Opportunity to Speak when He is awake. :-)

Never afraid to fight

There are many Brave men who are Adventurous and are never afraid to fight.

Some Joined Army, others Got Married. :-)

Waiting outside

Marriage is Like a Public Toilet:

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Those Waiting Outside are Desperate To Get In

And

Those Inside are Desperate to Come Out. :-)

Mujh jesi biwi

Wife: Chiragh Le Kar Bhi Dhondo Gy.

Tab Bhi Puri Dunya Main Mujh Jesi Biwi Nahi milegi.

Husband: Tumne Kese Soch Liya K.

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Dosri Baar Bhi Tumhary Jesi Biwi He Dhondonga. :-)

StRaWbèRy F¡eLdS

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SåLtY Dày
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PèPpÉreD
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SpiCy LùV
MaY
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SmiLè
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LèmoÑ SuÑsHinÉ
PlåY
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StRaWbèRy F¡eLdS
UñdèR
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VaÑilLà SkY
Iñ sHorT
HåV
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YuMmY
Day..

IN every flower

;*’*'*;,
;*;**;*; This Bokey
/_*_/ Of Flowers
4 u.

with the Bundle Of Prayers,

IN every flower

there r different best wish’es 4 u.

Arz kia hai, Wah Wah

Arz Kiya Hai…
Sher Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon
Wah Wah Wah
Sher Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon
Good Afternoon

Happy Means

 * H A P P Y *
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Means “Khush” =P ;->

A new baby to love

We are so happy your new baby is here.
We send you blessings, love and lots of cheer!
Of all the blessings God sends from above,
the one most precious is a new baby to love.

A gift from above,
May your heart always feel the love… :)

Meaningful sentence

I saw a very meaningful sentence written on a graveyard..!!

“As YOU r, So WE were,

As WE r, So You shall be…!!!”

A silent message 4 all.

The Angels Are singing to welcome

It’s been said that
When a child is born,
The Angels sing!
We are sure the Angels
Are singing to welcome
your new little one ….. :)

Beech mai ankh khuly

Gud Night wish,

I wish ap khuwab mai Kisi weeran haweli me na ho apko soty me na lge k bed pe saanp hai, apk kan me koi keera na jye,

Beech mai ankh khuly to safaid kpron mai kisi ko na dekho,

Aur i really wish k apk bed k peeche koi na khara ho,

pani peenay utho to kahin koi peechay say taang na pakar ly,

ya phr wash room jao to hath dhony k lye pani lal na ho,

Or haath dhoty waqt koe safaid kapron mai lal aankhon wala peechay na khara ho.

Coca Cola and pepsi

Coca Cola
Pepsi
7Up
Dew
Marinda
&
Warid
Jazz
Ufone
Telenor
Zong
&

Sooper
Zeera plus
Prince
Tiger
Gala
Bakery
&
Tapal
Lipton
Supreme
&
Nokia
Samsung
Sony Ericsson
LG
&
Honda
Suzuki
Toyota
Nissan
&
Lays
Kurkuray
Slanty
Nimko
&
walls
yummy
omore
&
Tang
Limopani
Energile
&
Nido
Haleeb
Good milk
Olpers
Milk pack
&
Shell
Caltex
P.S.O
Banane walon ki
aur Meri janib se.
Aapko GOOD NiGHT
ha ha ha ha….

Good 9it select any one

Select any Good Night
1.Good Night
2.Good nit
3.Good 9it
4.Gd9t
5.G.NIGHT
6.G.NIT
7.G/N
8.G.9it
9.G.N
10.Gud nite
Select kr liya?
Ab So Jao Shabash!

Sapnay lati hai pari

Raat Ko Chupke Se
Ati He 1 PARI
kuch khushion k sapne laati he pari
kehti he sapno ki aagosh me kho jao
BHo0l K Sare Gum chupke se so jao..!
/.GOOD NIGHT.\

Nazar mein neend ki hasrat liye

Nazar mein neend ki hasrat liye chup chap bethy hen RANA,,
Wo hum se door reh kr bhi hmen sonay nahi dety..
<GOOD NIGHT>

Tensions and worries

Its My Pray That When U Sleep,Ur Sorrows,Tensions & Worries Also Sleep Forever..
And When U Get Up, Ur Success Of Life Get Up With U Forever..
Gud ni8

Allah say manga sub kuch milla

Auron se manga kuch na mila zilat mili.
ALLAH se manga sub kuch mila izat mili.
Ay banday mang usi se jo deta he khushi se.
Aur phir kehta nahin kisi se..

Subha ka Message

”*”,/),,/),”*”,

,”*”,( ‘;’ ),”*”,

,”*”,(,,)(,,)Subha ka,”*”,

,”*”,sweet sa,”*”, ,”*”,salaam,”*”,

,”*”,G(‘.’)(‘.’)D,”*”, ,”*”,M(‘.’)rning ,”*”,

Kal Raat Ajab Itfaaq Hua

Kal Raat Ajab Itfaaq Hua
Muje Khwab Me Tera Didaar Hua
Dheere Se Me Teray Paas Hua
Mgar Phir Khwab Ka Ehsas Hua
Me Ne Socha K Tera Naam Loon
Phir Chaha K Barh K Tuje Thaam Loon
Heseen Honton Se Tere Jam Lon
Me Hijr Me Wisaal Ka Kaam Lon
Mgar Bhool Gya Ye To Khwab Tha
Tu Khwab Me Kitne Be-Hijab Tha
Mgar Bat Na Thi Sirf Hijab Ki
Mra Pyar B To Be-Hisab Tha
Khuli Ankh To Khwab Nilam Hua
Mera Din B Jesy Sham Hua
Or
Mere Pyar Ka Qissa Tamam hua
Good Morning.

Aaj koi msg nahi

Aaj koi msg nahi simply GOOD MORNING.
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kyu ki mene aaj subah dudh ki jagah “SPRITE” piya he matalab sidhi baat no bakwas…..

Raton ko so na paaon

Raton ko so na paaon, ab itna bhi zulm na kr….
“”
Dekh subha ho gai hy,tujhy yad krty krty.
Gud…M..

Missing you sweet

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??ishing
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?gøöd Morning.

SPECIAL SMILE

…Ye SPECIAL SMILE hai,isse ap unn logon ko snd krao
Jinhe ap kbhi udas nhi dekhna chahte.Mene to kr diya.Alwaz b Happy :-):-)…:-)
GUD mrng.

Nothing to say

“GööD MörninG”
“”JUST 4 U”
“”MUST 4 U”
“”FIRST 4 U”
“Nothing 2 Wish”
“Nothing 2 Say”
“Always b HAPPY”
“Its my Pray” Have a nice day!

Badalty howy dekha us ko

*GHAZAL*
Mom ki Tarah Pighlty howy dekha us ko.
RUT jo Badli to Badalty howy dekha us ko.
JANY kis Ghum ko Chupany ki Tamanna hay usy.
Aaj har Baat par Hansty howy dekha usko.
Woh jo Kanton ko bhi Narmi say Chuwa karta tha.
HuM nay Pholon ko Masalty howy dekha us ko.
NAJANY woh Duaon main Mangta hay kissy.
HAATH uthaty hi Sisakty howy dekha us ko.

Hazaron rang hain is k

Mohabat phir mohabat hai…
Kabhi dil se nhi jaati,
Hazaron rang hain is k,
Ajab hi dhang hain is k,
Kabhi sehra, kabhi darya,
Kabhi jugnu, kabhi aansu,
Hazaron roop rakhti hai,
Badan jhulsa k jo rakh day,
Kabhi wo dhoop rakhti hai,
Kabhi ban ker ye ek jugnu,
Shab-e-gham k andheron mein,
Dilon ko aas deti hai,
Kabih manzil kinaarey per,
Piyasa maar deti hai,
Azziyat hi azziyat hai,
Magar ye bhi haqiqat hai,
Mohabat phir mohabat hai,
Kabhi dil se nhi jaati….

Sitara Hamara qismat ka

,’,{“GAZAL”},’,=~=~=~=~=~=~=
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Sitara Hamari Qismat Ka us se Mila Hi Nahi,
Wo Kesy Hote Hamare, Aisa Kabhi Hua Hi Nahi,
Hum Ny Apni Her Khushi Dosron Me Baant Di,
Kisi Ny Hmy Kia Diya Ye Kabhi Socha Hi Nahi,
Baaton Baaton Me Muhobbat Is Kadar Barh Gai,
Use Ab bhulaon kese, Itna Hosla Hi Nahi,
Her Kisi Ny hamien Matlab Tak Pyar Kiya,
Koi Humsafar Ban Kar Sath Chala Hi Nahi…..

SIRF TERE LIYE

¤Likhi hai ye ghazal “SIRF TERE LIYE”
Dewane bane B to “SIRF TERE LIYE”
Kisi ko nahi dekhengi ab ye AANKHEN,
Nazren tarsengi b to “SIRF TERE LIYE”
Hr saans me Yaad karengay tujhe
Ye saans niklegi b to “SIRF TERE LIYE”
Hr Pyar se pyary lagty ho tum mujhe
Mene Pyar sikha b to “SIRF TERE LIYE”
Jab b barish hui to teri Yaad aai
Aur Barish me bheege b to “SIRF TERE LIYE”
Hansi to mere Labon se rooth gai
Magar jis Roz b hansy to “SIRF TERE LIYE..

Sath tumhara dena hai

<~~GHAZAL~~>
Sath Tmhara Dena Hai,
Or Sath Tmhara Pana Hy
Pathron K is Shehar Mai,
ik Kanch Ka Ghar Bnana Hy
Aasmano pe Jo Rishta bana,
Usy Duniya Mai Nibhana Hy
ik Nam Tmhara Likhna Hai,
ik Naam Hamain Ban Jana Hy
Kuch Batain Tm Se Krni Hain,
Kuch Dil Ka Haal Sunana Hy
Chupky Se Jo Mangi Hain,
Un Duaon Mn Tm Ko Pana Hy
Tm Roth K mjh se mat Jao,
Mjhy Sath Tmhara Pana Hy
Tm Lot k Wapis a jao,
Mjhe “zindagi” Tmhen Bnana Hay-

HASEEN Khuwab Ki Tasveer Banana MujK0

(GAZAL )
=Apni “KHAM0SH” Zindagi Me Bulana MujK0,,
=Apne “HASEEN” Khuwab Ki Tasveer Banana MujK0,,
=Mai J0 P0chun Tumhara
“HAAL-e-DIL”,,
=T0 Apni Her “DHARKAN” Ki Awaz Sunana MujK0,,
=Mai Jo Kabhi “R0oTH” Ja0un Tum Sy Agar,,
=T0 B0hat “PYAR” Sy Manana MujK0,,
=J0 Kabhi H0 “DIL” Me Hasrat Tumhari K0i,,
=Be-Jhijak Apni Her “HASRAT” Batana MujK0,,
=J0 H0 Ja0 “ZINDAGI” Me Tanha Kisi Pal,,
=Apni Pyar Bhari “AWAZ” Sy Bulana MujK0..

Free pc to phone call Worldwide

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Lagta nahi kay sath nibhay ga dair talak

Lagta nahin k saath nibhaye ga dair talak
Lekin wo mujh ko bhola paye ga dair talak
Jo bhi kareeb aye ga us k koe bhe shakhs
Ussy zaroor wo mere dastan sunaye ga dair talak
Dhondy ga wo mujhy unhi galion main aek din
Dhondy ga or mujh ko na paay ga dair talak
Main sahilon ki rait py likhon ga us ka naam
Wo paani py naksh bunaye ga dair talak
Kis haal main hun us k baad main
Sun kar usy yaqeen na aye ga dair talak

Tum main phelay see baat nahi

FUNNY GHAZAL…
Us ne kha;
Tm me phly c bat nai!
Mene kaha;
Insan hn koi science ki ejad nai,
Usne kaha;
Ab b ksi ki ankhon me dob jate ho?
Mene kha;
Baowle hokia?
ankhain ha koi talaab nai,
UsNe Kaha:
Q Tot k Chaha tha Mujhe itna?
MaNe Kaha;
Demagh sy pedal tha, js ka koi jawab nai.
UsNe Kaha;
Kya Me Bewafa Hun?
MaNe kaha;
Tu itna dhokeßaz hY jska koi hisab nai.
Us Ne kaha;
Bhol ja Mujko.
MaNe kaha;
Aße tu hy kon? mujy to ye b yad nai;->

If u stay sick

Get well quick, u lazy bum,
There’s lots of work to do.
If u stay sick, it’s more work for me,
And I’d rather it was for u.

Be the sky above you

Be the sky above you,
Blue soft be the road below you,
Affection be the breeze around you,
I pray all the happiness surrounds you.
“Get Well Soon”

Your friendship is like Paktel,

Your friendship is like Paktel,
“DIL TO AIK HAY”

Your sincerity is like Telenor,
“CHAHO KUCH BARH K”

Your love is like Haleeb,
“GARHA JO HAY”

Your smile is like twist,
“HILA K RAKH DAY”

Your voice is like Nokia,
“CONNECTING PEOPLE”

Your style like ufone,
“TUM HI TO HO”

Your dressing like Mobilink JAZZ,
“AUR SUNAO”

My response like Warid,
“WE CARE”

YA _E_llahi mery dost ko salamt rakhna

Apni muhbbat ko fana kon kary ga
sab he naik ho jayn gy to gunha kon kara ga

YA _E_llahi mery dost ko salamt rakhna
warna mery jeny ki dua kon kary ga

mujhay tanhai de gaya

"Ek shakhs mujhko zakhm-e-Judai de gaya.
Jab de na saka piyar to rusvai de gaya
Jatay huvay apni nishani k tor per
Kitnay kholoos say mujhay tanhai de gaya.."

Zindagi har pal khas nahi hoti

Zindagi har pal khas nahi hoti
Phoolon ki Mehak hamesha pas nahi hoti
Milna hamari taqdir me likha tha
Warna itni pyari dosti kbi itefaq nahi hoti

Dhoop Ke Saath Gaya

Dhoop Ke Saath Gaya Saath Nibhaane Wala

Ab Kahan Aaye Ga Woh Laut Ke Aane Wala

Rait Par Chor Gaya Naqash Hazaroon Apne

Kisi Paga Ki Tarah Naqsh Mitaane Wala

"Beautiful lines"

"Beautiful lines"

RESHTY khoon k nahi hoty,RESHTY ehsas k hoty ha.

Ager ehsas ho to ajnabi b apny.agr ehsas na ho to apny b ajnabi.

Daulat Aur Sohrat

Daulat Aur Sohrat sabke Pas Hai,
Khushiya Aur Ghum Sabke Naseeb Mein Hai,
Pyar Aur Nafrat Sabke Dil Mein Hai,
Par Khush-naseeb Hai Hum kyonki Tum Jaisa Dost Hamare Pas hai

TAJ MAHAL

Lagta hy mri wfä kä apko ehsäs nähi
Ati hogi mri yäd mgr kuch khäs nähi

Is dil ki täsli k lye zrori nähi TAJ MAHAL
Kyä ek pyär bhärä Msg b äp k päs nähi

(A***World Class***Msg)

(A***World Class***Msg)
Kyun mushkilon mein sath dete hain dost"
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Kyun gham ko bant lete hain dost"
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Na rishta khoon ka na riwaj se bandha hai"
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Phir bhi zindagi bhar sath dete hain dost"

Ajeeb dastan hoti hy Dosti ki

Ajeeb dastan hoti hy Dosti ki,
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Larna milne se bhi acha lgta hy!
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Larr k manane wale b hote hain kuch,
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To kuch ko chirana acha lgta hy!
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Dost k muu se kuch sun'ne k lye,
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Usko tapana bhi acha lgta hy!
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Khatam hi nhi hoti ye baten apni,
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To kbhi khamosh reh kr muskurana acha lagta hy!
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Kuch doston me lgta hy mil gai dunya sari,
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Baqi sb ko phr Bhool jana acha lagta hy!
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YAARO hmesha sath rehna,
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Mujhko apna yarana acha lagta hy!
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LOVE YOU FRIENDS

ITEFAQ NAI HOTI

ZINDAGI HER PAL KHAS NAHI HOTI

PHOOLO KI KHUSHBOO HMESHA PASS NAHI HOTI

MILNA HMARI TAQDEER MAI LIKHA THA

WERNA ITNI PYARI DOSTI ITEFAQ NAI HOTI

$$$$SALAM TO ALL MY BEST FRIENDS$$$$

Dil armano se houseful hai
pyar honga ya nahi doubtful hai

dunya main har cheez wonderful hai
par zindagi aap jaise doston se hi beautiful hai

$$$$SALAM TO ALL MY BEST FRIENDS$$$$

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS
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I MISS U....
FRIENDS

Golden tips

"Golden tips" Dosti k baad mohabat ho sakti hai mgr mohabat k baad dosti nhi ho sakti Q K ???????? "dawa mout se pehle hi asar karti hai mout k baad nahi"

aik alfaz kehte

guzar jayenge tmhare bhe wo pal ache
jinhen hum intzar our tum waqt khyty ho
kiya pata kon bhool jay ye mohabat
jise hum zindagi our tum aik alfaz kehte h0

Meri har khata

Meri har khata ko maaf kr dena ye soch kr ay dost.... shayad k aaj meri zindagi ka aakhri din ho..."

KAL HO NA HO

''pyar''ki''galion''may koi''ghum''na ho,,, ''hamari''ye ''dosti'' kbhi kam na ho,bus yehi hay ''dua''tum ''khush''raho,,,kia''pata''ye ''message''krne ''wale''{KAL HO NA HO}

Phulo se bagiya

Phulo se bagiya mahekti rahe ,
sitaro se duniya chamkati rahe,
hum rahe na rahe,
dua h rab se aapki kismat har dam chamkti rahe....

apko "apna" milega

Socha n tha is tarah koi apna milega,
1 khubsurat sa mujhko sapna milega,
jab kabhi mahsus ho zarurat meri!
Bas awaz dena,
har waqt apka ye dost apko "apna" milega

Acha dost “Hath” aur “ankh

Acha dost “Hath” aur “ankh” ki tarhan hota hai.
Jab “haath” ko taqleef hoti hai to “ankh” roti hai,
Aur jab “ankh” roti hai to “hath” ansoo ponchta hai.

Milte hai acche Dost sirf khushnasibo ko,
Isliye hamari Kismat se jalna chod do,
Tamanna ho agar hamare dost se milne ki,
To jakar AAINA dekh lijiye…

Har aahat ehsaas hamara dilaayegi.,
Har hawa khushbu hamari laayegi.;
Hum dosti aisi nibhaayengey yaara!
Ki hum na honge aur humhari yaad tumhe sataayegi..! !!

Kabhi kabhi in ankhon me nami si hoti hai.
Kabhi kabhi in hoton pe hasi si hoti hai.
E dost wo tum hi ho,
Jis se meri jindagi zinda dil hoti hai.

kya umedein baandh kar aaya

Ek Shaks Pas Reh Ke Samjha Nahi Mujhe
Is Baat Ka Malal Hai Shikwa Nahi Mujhe

Main Us Ko Bewafai Ka Ilzam Kaisay Dou
Us Ne To Ibteda Se Hi Chaha Nahi Mujhe

Pathar Samajh Kar Paon? Se Thokr Laga Dia
Afsos Teri Aankh Ne Parkha Nahi Mujhe

Kya Umedein Baandh Kar Aaya Tha Samnay
Us Ne To Aankh Bahr Ke Dekha Nahi Mujhe?!!!

First one to Pick U

beautiful words by a best frnd:-) alwaz remembr that if u fall,i will be the first one to pick u up… only aftr i finished laughing.. ;-):-P…

Dekho Andhera Kitna Suhana Hai

Dekho Andhera Kitna Suhana Hai,
Ye Load Shading Ka Zamana Hai,
Kar Do Ek Aacha Sa SmS
Balance Bacha Bacha K Kaya Tum Na “U.P.S” Lagwana Hai.

Meray dill kay khanay main

Mere dil k bavarchi khanay ma teri yad ka cholha jalta hai..
…Wah Wah…
Tere ishq k pakoray pakty hain jis ma SHAN masala dalta hai..
(‘.’)/ Oye Hoye
<) (‘ lo0t lia _| \_ zalim.

Kay achanak murda utha or khnay laga

Hm to sirf murday sy lipat kar ro rahy thy
!faraz!
K achanak murda utha or khnay laga
Bhaiya
”ALL IZZ WELL”

Aaj school say itni jaldi aagay

Maa:Aaj school say itni jaldi aagay?
Son:Machar maara to teacher nay chuti day di.
Maa:Aisa kiyo?
Son:Machar teacher kay gaal par betha tha.

Mai Shahrukh bol raha houn

Hello,Mai Shahrukh bol rha hn KON BANEGA KARORPATI se mere samne apki grl frnd bethi hai jo k bht acha khel rhi hain

agli awaz unki hogi

BACHAO

BACHAO

BACHAO

Humari shadi nahi ho rahi

Aisa Nahi Hai K Shadi Nahe h0 Rahi Hamari
..JAANI..
Bus Kardi Hum Ne “NAA” Jese He Wo Boli
*Tairi Maharbaaniii

Dadi ap kon kon se mulk ghoome hain?

Bacha apni dadi se, dadi ap kon kon se mulk ghoome hain?
Dadi: beta pakistan hindustan afghanistan
Bcha : ab kon sa ghoome gi ?
Peche se dada bola
Qabrastan:-)

Maths and Women are the two most complicated things

Maths and Women are the two most complicated things in the world. . .
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but maths atleast has some logic !!

Mr bean went to Guines book’s office

Mr.BEAN went 2 Guines book’s office 2 check if he is still the biggest comedian on earth or not,
but he came out angrily shouting,
Who D hell is
Altaf Bhai?;->

Larkiyan tumhari dushman hain

Baap : Sharab, Cigarete, Larkiyan Ye Sab Tumhari Dushman Hain.
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Beta : Jo Shakhs Apne Dushman Se dar k Bhag jaiey
Wo Mard Nahi Hota Abba;

pathan funny sms recieved

A pathan recieved a message from his girl Friend.

“I MISS YOU”

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soch soch ker pathan ne reply kia,

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” I MR YOU “

Pathan funny wishes

PATHAN ko chiragh mila . chirag ragara.
JIN ne kaha “3 wishes bato.”
PATHAN: No 1 . Eik bara bangla .
No 2 us main Khob dolat mand log.
No 3 Humko is main chokidar lagwa do

funny pathan song sms

Once a Pathan was asked

“Khan G appka Favourate Song Kon sa HAi?”

Khan Sahb replied :

“LARKI KYON , NA JANE KYON

LARKON SI NAHI HOTI”.

funny pathan on bike

2 Pathan bike per ja rahay the

Police walay ne rok ker

kaha:

pata nai hai ke Double swari per pabandi hai

Pathan: pata hai isi liye to isko wapis chornay ja raha hon

Funny Pathan ka Roza

Pathan-
Yaha pr sb travel agency fazool hn

Major Rohail-
Kyu khab sahb?

Pathan-
Sb agencyan sirf HAJJ krva rhe hn
Pr
Hm ne HAJJ E AKBR krna hy

Funny pathan Teacher sms

Teacher Pathan se:

Btao Pine Apple aur coconut k Tree Me kiya Similarity hai ?

Pathan (kaafi Dair sochne k Baad)

Dono Pe Amrood nai lagtay !!

Pathan Travel Agency

Eid-ul-Fitar ki namaz k waqat

Major Rohail-
Khan sab fitrana aada nhi krna?
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Oy! Khocha, hum ne to fitrana
Ur zakat 14 August pr he
Dedya tha

Pathan Praying For Olad

1 Pathan 3 saal sy ALLAH se Ro Ro k OLAD

k liy Dua mangta raha

1 din pathan k pas frshta aya aur bola

“khan Tuh Khuda ka wasta hy pehly SHADI to kr ly…..!!”

Arbi Pathan

1 Arbi Bathroom me phone pr BAT kr raha tha ,

PATHAN ne Suna to andar jakr ARBi ko boht mara ,

logo ne pucha to bola,

Ye Kameena Bathoroom me TILAWAT ker rah ta..!!!!!

NO WOMEN FOR PATHAN

1 Admi ne 1 udas pathan se pocha:

Khan sahab ap q udas hai?

Pathan: aj hum ko

N.W.F.P ka Mutlab pata chal gaya

Admi: wo kiya??

Udas Pathan

“NO WOMEN FOR PATHAN”

PATHANO ne EID k baad

PATHANO ne EID k baad 5 waqt ki namaz b Saudia k sath parhne ka faisla kiya hai

Naye timings ye hon ge:

Fajr: Subha 8 baje
Zohr: spehr 4 baje
Asr: Raat 8.30 baje
Maghrib: Raat 10 baje
(Suraj gharoob hona shart nai)

NOTE: Saudia mein agr barish ho to PESHAWAR me CHHATRI sath lain shukria.

Pathan and ricksha wala

pathan: Station jane k kitne paise logay? Ricksha wala: 50 Pathan: 20 lelo Ricksha wala: 20 may kon le ker jayega Pathan: Tm peche betho hum le k jayega

Pthan: proposed a girl

Pthan: proposed a girl, Girl:Lekin may tum se umar may 1 saal bari hun. Pathan:Baji fikar kyun karti ho”Ham tum se agle saal shaadi karega.”!!

Pathan Aur Biwi Funny urdu SMs

Pathan ki BIWI ne Pathan ko SMS kiya: “Ghar kb aa rahe hoo..? Msg ker k batao…!!” Pathan ne SMS me likha: “Ni bata sakta balance kam he..”

4 Pathan janaze ko

4 Pathan janaze ko tezi se le k qabron k uper se guzar rahe thayAdmi: Oye sharam karo! Neeche qabrein hain. Pathan: To opar kon sa hm ne VCR othaya hoya aye?

MOHABBAT!

MOHABBAT!

jis ke bagher app ki zindagi adhori hay.

jis ke bagher her rishta be mayeni hay.

MOHABBAT

jis ke bagher kainat ka her rung be rung hay.

jis ke bagher her ehsaas khali burtan ki terha.

MOHABBAT.

jis ke bagher insaan bemool.

MOHABBAT.

jo anmool bana deti hay her rishte her ehsaas ko.

her shey her rung ko.

Dedicated to all friends

Dedicated to all my frnds. . !!
Kabhi pasand na aaye sath mera to bata dena. .:-(
Ham dil p pathar rakh k tmhe goli mar dengy…;->

Ten words

“TEN WORDS”
The most selfish 1 letter
“I”
Avoid it.
Most satifactory 2 letters
“WE”
Use it.
Most poisonous 3 letters
“EGO”
Kill it.
Most used 4 letters
“LOVE”
Value it.
Most pleasing 5 letters
“SMILE”
Keep it.
Fastest spreading 6 letters
“RUMOUR”
Ignore it.
Hard working 7 letters
“SUCCESS”
Achieve it.
Most enviable 8 letters
“JEALOUSY”
Distance it.
Most essential 9 letters
“PRINCIPLE”
Have it.
Most divine 10 letters
“FRIENDSHIP”
Maintain it.

Kamzoor dill walay..

Kamzoor dil walay yeah msg na parhein na amal karein
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“DOST”
500 ka balance tou dalwa do. ;->

Yeh hoti hai friendship

Ye hoti hy “Friendship”
BAAP: Raat kahan thay?
Son: Dair ho gai thi to dost k ghar stay karliya tha.
Baap ne usi waqt phone uthaya ur us k 10 best friend ko call ke, 8 ny kaha ,
han han wo raat mery pas he tha, 2 ny kaha wo abhi bhi yahin so raha hy kahain to utha dun…?

Everyone has a best friend

Everyone has a Best friend during each stage of life
But
Those are lucky who have the same friend in all stages of life.!

Treat everyone with LOVE

“THOUGHT FOR” “WHOLE LIFE”
“Treat everyone with LOVE”, even those Who are rude to You, not because They are nice, but because
“YOU ARE NICE”
Think different,
Do different!

Dulha on wedding

Dulha on Wedding asks from Dulhan, do you have any boy friend before marriage?
Dulhan become silent
Dulha: main is khamoshi ko kia samjhoon?
Dulhan: kameeney ruk jaa ginney to de

Hurt by words some people

Some People Hurt By Words

& Some By Action..

But

The Worst Pain

I Think Is That!

Some One Ignores You

When U Value Them More Than Anything Else!

Friends hurts

Sitaroun say bhe oncha

Hum Khaak-e-Zameen Hokar Us Chand Ki Hasrat Kar Baithe Thy FARAZ.
Wo Shaks Sitaron Se Bhi Oncha Tha Jisse Hum Mohabbat Kar Baithe Thy.

DIL se Phool ban kar hum mehakna jante hain

DIL se Phool ban kar hum mehakna jante hain Muskura k hum gham chupana jante hain
Log khush hote hain humse Q kBina mile b hum RISHTA nihbana jante hain.

Qadam Qadam pay udasian

Ye shab e firaq ye bebasi
Qadam qadam pe udasiyan
Mera sath koi na de saka
Meri hasratein hain dhowan dhowan
Me tarap tarap k jiya to kya
Mere khwab mujse bichar gae
Me udas ghar ki sadaa sahi
Muje de na koi tasaliyan
Ye fiza jo gard_o_ gubar hai
Meri bekasi ka mazar hai
Me wo phool hun jo na khil saka
Meri zndgi me wafa kahan
Chaleen aisi dard ki aandhiyan
Mere dil ki basti ujar gae
Ye shab_e_faraq ye bebasi
Qdm qdm pe udasiya…

5 thinks to know about girls

5 most undefined things of girls,
1) aap na bahut wo ho
(now what the hell is ‘wo’) =)
2) Mujhe apse ye umeed nahi thi
(no one will ever know what was their ‘umeed’) :/
3) ap pehle jaise nahi rahay
(they will themselves change u as time passes and then throw this dialogue) >:O
4) Sach btana, mai kaisi lag rahi hun
(do dey really mean when they say ‘sach batana’) =D
5) I am very selfish na
(and they want you to say no dear u r not)

Mera koi acha dost nahi

Zindagi Tanha Tanha Thi
Mera Koi Acha Dost Nahi Tha
Lekin Phir Aap Meri Zindagi Me Aye
To Mujhe Ehsas Hua
K
“Akelay Hi Sukoon Tha.;-(;-(

Faraz bangai remix

Urdu Sindhi English Pashto Chinese ki kamyabi k baad Ab, faraz BANGALI me bhi: =
Tum Kya Zano Muli k pratho Ka Moza ‘Paraz’, Kabi BONGLADES Aao tou Pota Solay.

Ek muddat say meri maa nahi soi

Ek muddat se meri Maa nahi soyi
“FRAAZ”
Wo kehti hain
Me so gai
te tu kuriyaan nu fone karenga
(.”)
/) (>
 !L
Lo Dasso
Maa g
Aini beaitbari…

Mera kafan kaisa ho?

Main ne pucha mera Kafan kaisa ho ga “FARAZ…
Kameena Muskura k bola
”Lathy di chaadar utay saleti Rang mahiya”

Last wish of faraz

Faraz ka Aakhari Shair jo us ne Hospital mai 1 nurse ko kaha.. Roz Rehti ho is kafan jaisay libas main
Aaj kala jora pa saadi farmaish tay.

Don’t be angry

Don’t ße angry like that my Love,
One day u must leave the world my Love.
Nahi samjy.?
Aven Russya na kr meri jaan sajna,
Ik din chad jana ay jhaan sajna.

Faraz ki awaz

Faraaaaaaaaaaz
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Dadi aik minute!!;-)

HEART KIDNAPER

BOY; ILOVE YOU
TUM DUNYA KI SAB SY KHOBSORT LARKI HO
GIRL;ACHA PAR TUMHARY PECHY MUJH SY BHE KHOBSORT LARKI KHARI HY
BOY; MOR K PECHY DEKHTA HY PAR WAHAN KOI NI HOTA
GIRL;AGR TUM SACH MEIN MUJH SY PAYAR KARTY TO TM KABHI PECHY NA DEKHTY I HATE YOU
MORAL
MORAL WORAL KUCH NI BS BACHI ZARA TAIZ NIKLI
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PAR MSG ABHI BAQI HY MERY 2ST
BOY;CHALO JESE TUMHARI MARZI,MAGAR AB YE DIAMOND RING MAI KISKO DUNGA
GIRL;LO!!AB MAI APNE JANU SE MAZAK BHI NI KAR SAKTI

Naeei" hon

GirL:
Jab tum ko fone karo tum Shave kar rahe hote ho
Tm din mei kitni Shave karte ho

Boy
30 se 40

GirL:
Kya tum PaGaL ho

Boy:
Nahi Main
"Naeei" hon

Bijli ki yad main

Bijli ki yad main

Pakistani Qoum kuch arsay bad bijli ki yad main bachon kay name is tarha rakhy gi

Boys:
Chaudhry Transfarmer
Meter Khan
Haji Taar memon
Sheikh Stabilizer
Molana Deep Freezer
Jumper Badshah
Mian Cut out

Girls:

Fridge un Nisa
Istree Bano
Tubelight Bai
Miss Low Battery
Saver Apa
Wapda Perween
Trip Bibi

Our neechay

agar farigh ho to neechay chale jao

our neechay




Our neechay





Our neechay





Our neechay




Agar ab b farigh ho to upar chale jao
Hahahahaha

Sardar g

wife to her hussband:sardar g hun tusi meri koi parwah ni kerday;
srdar reply;'o,a pyar kernay walay kisi ki perwah nahi kertay jhalli na ho to.

Mujhe Kyu Dekh

Girl : Mujhe Kyu Dekh Rahe Ho
Tumhari Koi Behan Nahi He Kya

Boy : Hai Isi Liye To Dekh Raha Hu

Girl : Kyu

Boy : Meri Behan Ko BHABHI Chahiye ;->

Pyar Kya hai?

Pyar Kya hai?

P: Phone Karo = Paise ki barbadi

Y: Yaad Karo = Dimag ko tension

A: Azadi Kho Do = Kahin Aur mat dekho

R: Rona Dhona Saho = Kabhi mat hanso

To tension mat lo yaar, Mat karo Pyar,
Sirf Line Maro Yaar :)

Pizza reaches home faster than ambulance

We live in a Nation,
Where, Pizza reaches home faster than ambulance and police.
Where you get car loan @ 10% and education loan @ 20%.
Where, Rice is Rs. 90/kg but sim card is free.
Where, the footwears we wear are sold in AC showrooms but vegetables we eat are sold at footpath.
Where, we make lemon juices with artificial flavours and dish wash liquids with real lemon.
What a NATION!
Pakistan Is Our’z! TakE CarE!.

Cutest Letter By a Little Kid

Cutest Letter By a Little Kid:
Dear Maths..!
Please Grow Up And Solve Ur Problems Urself..

Problem doesn’t start when a boy starts looking at a girl

A great scholar said.
The real problem doesn’t start when a boy starts looking at a girl.,
It begins when she turns back and gives a smile..;->

Brazalian men are most charming

A girl in a train was reading a book called ‘MEN’. It said ‘BRAZALIAN MEN ARE THE MOST CHARMING AND PATHAN MEN ARE THE MOST HANDSOME IN THE WORLD’
A man sitting beside her was also readng it secretly.Aftr sometime the girl turned 2 him & asked his name
He replied:
”RONALDO YOUSAFZAI”.

Small love story of 2011

SMALL LOVE STORY:
HE PROPOSED
SHE SMILED!
NO TEETH !
HE DIED…

Don’t break anyone heart

Don’t Break anyone’s heart
They hve only one of it…
Break their bones…
They hve 206 of them… ;->

I am on facebook

An ordinary person wil b wid books
Bt an extraordinary person wil b in book.
B an extraordinary person lyk ME.!
I’m on
“FACEBOOK”
Book tou book hoti hai

Bush & Obama were Sitting in a Bar

A Joke explaining a bitter reality. . .
Bush & Obama were Sitting in a Bar,
Muslim Guy Asks: What are you planning?
Bush: Planning World War III,
Guy: Really?
Whats Going to happen?
Bush: Well, this time we are Going to Kill 140 Million Muslims and KATRINA KAIF,
Guy: katrina kaif…!
Why do U want to Kill katrina?
Bush turns to Obama and Says:
“See, i told U! That they think for one,
No one would worry about 140 Million Muslims…!
Plz think!!!!

There r two kinds of People

There r Two Kind
Of People In This World
1-Those Who Remember Names
n
2-Those Whose Names r Remembered
Choice Is Yours

Wonder of English common words

English Wonder
These Words Have Something In Common…
Banana, Dresser, Grammar, Potato, Revive, Uneven
Could U identify ?
In each of the words listed,
Move 1st letter to the end of the word and read backwards.
It spells the same… (:->

Cutest Friend

If You Find a Cutest Friend.
Hold him with Both Hands.
Because
A Cute Friend Comes Once In a Lifetime.
Ok?
Ok.
Oh Ho!
Ab Choro bhi, Mujhe.

I can touch the rainbow

If I can only touch the RAINBOW
I will write YOUR NAME on top of it
To let the PEOPLE know
How COLORFUL is my LIFE to have a PERSON like U

Walk with great people

There is a Saying:
“If you Want to be Great, You Must Walk with Great People.”
Seriously!
I have no Objection…
You can Walk With Me.

Kabhi toot kar

Is Baadal Ka Mere Yaar Se Bohat Milta Julta Mizaaj Hai..
Dosto
Kabhi Toot Ker Baras Gaya
Kabhi Be_Rukhi Se Guzar Gaya…
aLonE pRInCe.

Close you eyes and say

It Is Better To Open
Your Eyes and Say You Do not
Understand,
Than To Close Your Eyes N Say
You Don’t Believe. . . =)

Save time, sleep well

Advantages of not having a lover:
-Saves time
-Sleep well
-Don’t have to worry about how u look & wear
-Talk with all guyz/gulz
-Go anywhere with anyone
-No restrictions
-No boring sms & talks whole night
-Free of all fights & tensions.
BONUS – live a long life.
(a public awareness message)

kahan Peda Hue

kahan peda hue?
Pathan:North Waziristan.
Miss:spelling btao?
Pathan:miss thehro humko lgta haik hum UK mian peda hua hai

Fifty Fifty

Sardar and Pathan ja rahey thay un ko 1000 Rs. ka note mila pathan: chalo fifty fifty kr letey hain. Sardar: baqi 900 ka kia karen ge?

Sana Ati Hai

Aik pathan namaz seekhny molvi sab k pas gya. Molvi sab: Sana ati hai? Pathan: sharmate hue G Nh!Sana to nhi ati:-( magr Bushra kabi kabi aa jati hai.

Bus k peche

Memon: Me aj Bus k peche Bhagta howa Ghar tak aagya or kiraye k 10 Rupe Bacha liye pathan: Tm bohat hi bewaquf ho Rakshy k Pechy Bhagte to 80 Rupe Bach jate

DRIVER hi mara pra hy…!’

’1 Pathan ki wall clock khrab ho gai
clock ko khola to Andar MACHAR mara para tha

Pathan:
O khana khrab ye chlay ga kyse?
Eska to DRIVER hi mara pra hy…!’

Pathan proposed girl

Pathan proposed a girl with romantic poetry….. “Bakra mar gya razai me! Khan pagal he teri judai me… Pani me machar tair nahi skta Ye Khan tere bin reh nhi skta… Mujhy aisy chor k na ja meri jaan I am not terorrist,My name is khan.!;-)

Bohat Mota Wife

Pathan: hum ko shadi per Susral se BMW mila hy Friend: Lekin mene to tumhare ghar koi car nahi dekhi Pathan: Oye! BMW ka matlab hai.. “Bohat Mota Wife”:-D

Bohat Mota Wife

Pathan: hum ko shadi per Susral se BMW mila hy Friend: Lekin mene to tumhare ghar koi car nahi dekhi Pathan: Oye! BMW ka matlab hai.. “Bohat Mota Wife”:-D

SHELA KI JAWNI Lagado

Pathn Mayyat k sth bus me ja rha tha to Logo ne usko bohot mara?

Q??

Q.K

Pathn Nay Awaz Lagadi O koocha

SHELA KI JAWNI Lagado.Safar Acha guzry ga

GEO Khan

American: Can U swim? Pathan: No Amrican: Dog is Better than U bcz it Swims Pathan: Can U Swim? Amrican: Yes Pathan: whats the Diffrence between U & Dog. GEO Khan

Sona Kaha Hai

Daku: pathan ke gher gus gaya aur bola jaldi batao SONA kahan hai,, . . . . Pathan: Pagal ka bacha itna bara ghar hy, kahin b so jao…

Shop Par Likha

Pathan Ne Kafan Ki Shop Kholi. Logon Ne Usay Bohat Mara Qyun? Qyun K Us Ne Shop Par Likha Hua Tha Bara Kafan Leny Par Bachay Ka Kafan FREEEE…….

Kon Sa Waqt

Molve taqrir me:wo kon sa Waqt hoga jab bhai bhai ka nhi.behen behn ki nhi,maa beti ki nhi,bap bete ka nahi Pathan:aftari ka waqt

1 pathan ko khali msg aaya

1 pathan ko khali msg aaya Pathan ne usi mobile number per call ker k kaha ! ! ! ! Woy yaara! Tumko malum hay? tumhara mobile ki siyahi khatam ho gaya hy!!!

Bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu

Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele, Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he, Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw? bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu. Sender...Circuit Bhai.!

Message pe message bhejte ho,

Message pe message bhejte ho, bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho, bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho, khud ka bheja to chalta nahi dosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!!

Murga SARDAR tha

A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!!!

Meri to behan hai"!

Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan nikle" Sardar gets furious & slap him & says" Oye. mashoka hogi tero. Meri to behan hai"!

Khush to bahot hoge tum,

Khush to bahot hoge tum,Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya,Magar aab kya karoge...?Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila...?Ha ha ha ha

1 admi pathan se pochta hai ke

1 admi pathan se pochta hai ke allah ne pait kyon banaya hai
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Pathan: answr shalwar bandne ke liye . . .

Two thoughts that decide ur attitude

Two thoughts that decide your attitude

First, “What you think of yourself when you have nothing”.

Second. “What you think of others when you have everything”

Insan 2 Cheezo Se Hamesha Harta Hai

Insan 2 Cheezo Se Hamesha Harta Hai.
“Waqt aur Pyar”
Dono Zindagi Mai Khas Hote Hain.
Waqt Kisi Ka Nahi Hota Aur Pyar Har Kisi Se Nahi Hota.

Sochna Mumkin Nai Jana

Bana Lain gay Tmhain Apna Zara Tm Sabar To Kar Lo
Mujy Dunia Se Larna Ha Zara Tm
Sabar To Kar Lo
Tmhary Bin Kisi Ko Sochna Mumkin Nai Jana
Ye Jeewan Tm Bin Adhoora Ha Zara Tm
Sabar To Kar Lo
Ye Dunia Chor Dey Muj ko Mujy
Parwa Nai Is ki
Faqat “Tum” Ko Hi Pana Ha Zara Tm
Sabar To Kar Lo
Tm Apny Dil Ki Basti
Main Mujy Aabad Hi Rakhna
Bohat Bardasht Ha Muj Ma Zara Tm
Sabar To Kar Lo!

Dil hai sacha aur dimaag hai kacha

Arz kia hai …
.
.
Dil hai sachha aur dimaag hai kacha
Wah wah wah.
Dil hai sachha aur dimaagh hai kachha.
Tere msgs nai aarahey
kia baat hai bachaa .

Dosto ki ulfat se mujhe inkar nahi

Dosto ki ulfat se mujhe inkar nahi.
Kon kehta hai k mujhe dosto se pyar nahi.
Dosto se wada he sath nibhane ka.
Per mujhe apni sanso pe aitbar nahi…

Donation for swimming pool

Memon: Apne larkay se,
Gate per kon tha?
Larka: Swimming pool k liye chanda maang rahay thay.
Memon: Phir kiya diya?
Larka: Aik glass paani

A short Message on Zardari

ZARDARI PAR ESSAY:
Ap 1952 me Peda huye Ap ne Begherti ki Ibtadai Taleem apne Mohalle se Shuru ki or Aala Taleem k lye Jail chlay gaye Jb Daku hone ka Certificate hasil hua to Ap ne Hkumt k Khzane ko Lootne ka Plan bnaya or phr Benazir se shadi ki
Ap ne Professional Begherti ka Aghaz km umri me hi kr dia BV ko Jannat ka ticket le kr bus me bithaya or
khud sadar ki kursi pe aa bethe or mulk lootne me aala muqam hasil kia ap ki wafat ka sb ko intzar hy.

Try this it’s fun

Try this.
its fun!
take ur mobile
select vibrate mode
&
put in water
&
call on ur mobile
ur mobile will start swimming.
Do it & enjoy
it’s fun to b young:-)

Think about it after a break up

THINK ABOUT IT!
Why do Girls Eat Chocolates after a Break Up?
The Sweetness of chocolates makes them forget the Bitterness of the break up.
Why do Guys drink after Break Up?
The bitterness of Alcohol makes them forget the Sweetness of the girl.
Is that so.

Dost ajnabi hi rehnda

Kabhi Yaad Aye To ek Baar kehna…
Kabhi Ansu Ban K Ankhon Se Na Behna…
Dost Na Sahi To Ajnabi hi Rehna…
Per…
@KABHI@
@ALVIDA@
@NA KEHNA@

Bari Umeed…

Main us k Haathon me tha!
Tute hue Sheeshe ki trha “Faraz”
Bari Umeed thi k bikhrne nhi dega!
Bus giraya kuch is Ada se k
Simatne ki Aaas hi na rahi..

Unhain ehsaas nahi

Wo Karte Hain Baat Mohabt Ki,
Par Mohabt K Dard Ka Unhein Ehsaas Nhi,
Mohabt Wo Chaand Hai Jo
Dikhta Hai Sb Ko,
Pr Usey Pana Sb K Bus Ki Baat Nhi.

Rasmi rasmi batain

Ye ishq-o-Mohabbat, Meher-o-Wafa Sab Rasmi Rasmi Baatain Hain…

Her Shakhs khudi ki Masti Mein,

Bas Apni khaatir Jeeta Hai.

Bohut suna tha uss ki sakhawat ka

Hum ny charcha bohut suna tha uss ki sakhawat ka…
Ye kab maloom tha k wo ghum b dil khol k deta hai..!!

Kaghaz Par Koi Tehreer Hoti Hai

Lahhu Se Dil K Kaghaz Par Koi Tehreer Hoti Hai,
To Ehl-E-Dil Samjhty Hain Yahi Taqdeer Hoti Hai,
Tujhe Khwabon Main Aksr Log Mujh Se Cheen Lete Hain,
Sunna Hai Sarey Khwabon Ki Ulatt Tabeer Hoti Hai,
Yahi Chahat Kisi Ko Taaj Ki Surat Nazar Aaye ,
Yahi Chahat Kisi K Pao’n Ki Zanjeer Hoti Hai,
Suno! Ghazlein Yunhi To Be-sabab Likhi Nahi Jaatein ,
K hr Sha’aer K Tassavar Main Koi Tasveer Hoti Hai..”

Geele kagaz ki tarah hai zindagi..

Geele kagaz ki tarah hai zindagi apni,
Koi jalata bhi nahi koi bahata bhi nahi,
Is kadar akele hai dilki raho mei,
Koi satata bhi nahi , Koi manata bhi nahi

Rhythm of heartbeat

Girl: Touch your Heart,
You will feel the rhythm of your heartbeat.
Boy: Touch your Head,
You will feel the rhythm of empty pot. Tin… Tin… Tin…

Plz say you love me

Girl: Say You Love Me… Say You Love Me
Plzzz Say You Love Me
Boy: Okay You Love Me.

Storage of milk after sugar

Shaded garmi ki vaja sy bhansoon ny daina kam kr dia hy. darr hy k dodh ki shortage ho jae ge to girls sy guzarish hy k vo is mushkil vaqt mein Govt. ka sath dain. . . . aur doodh boil krty vaqt waste hony sy bachaeen. . . ap apna zehen saaf rakheen

What is life read more..

Girl: What is Life?
Boy: Life is Love.
Girl: Whats Love?
Boy: Love is Kissing.
Girl: What is Kissing?
Boy: Come here and I’ll Show You.

Itnay nakhray dikha rahi ho

Larka: Tum Ho Kya Jo Itnay Nakhray Dikha Rahi Ho?
Larki: I’m Heroin.
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.
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Larka: To Main Bhi To Heroenchi Hon.

Sunshine of my life

Boy: You Are Sunshine of My Life.
Without You Life Is Cloudy.
You are in My Heart Like Rainy Water for Barren Land.
Girl: Darling! Is it Proposal or Weather Report?

Arrange marriage difference

Love Aur Arrange Marriage Main Kya Faraq Hai?
Love Marriage Main Aap Apni Girlfriend Se Shadi Kartay Hain.
Aur
Arrange Marriage Main
Kisi Aur Ki Girlfriend Se.

Boys R the most busy

Boys r tha most busy generation in the world.
1 hand on stearing 1 hand on gear.1 leg on break
1 leg on accelerator.
1 ear on music
1 ear on mobile
1 eye on road
1 eye on girls.
Nose on breath
Mouth on cigarate.
wat a busy nation.
fir v loki kendi munday wailay hondy ny…

Long as more than devil

Many many happy returns of the day
and May u Live lOng as
Long as more Than Devil.
HapPy Birthday

Today is Lota day

“HAPPY BIRTHDAY”
To You
Shocked ?
Actually Aaj Ke Din
Jabir Bin Hayan
Ne ‘LOTA’ Ejaad kia Tha
To Maine Socha Har
‘LOTAY’
Ko Wish Kar Doon.;-

Best Day of the year..

for this whole world it is just a next day
but for me it is the best day of the year because today is your birthday happy
birthday love u………

Journey goes on

Step by Step the Journey Goes on,
Little by Little it May seem so Long.
Forget About Your Past, You can’t change it,
Forget about your Future, You cant Predict it.
Just think about Present, You can Handle it.
Enjoy Presents Every Moment be Happy.
Happy Birthday Dear.

Sending birthday blessings

Sending birthday blessings Filled with love and
peace and joy Wishing sweetest things happen Right before your eyes !

My ture love

Happy birthday my true love
Your beauty stems from up above
Sweetest smile and kindest heart
Like a priceless piece of precious art.

Happy day and night

May your life b colourful day and night,
With love, happiness & Success of your right,
And God’s choicest blessings b always there…
Happy Birthday to you ……my dear.

life lead you 2 great happiness

Wish you a very happy birthday May life lead you 2 great happiness
success and hope that all your wishes comes true! enjoy your day.

Pathan ka putar

1 kabutar pathan ko tang kr rha tha, pathan ne usy pakar liya or usy marne ka faisla kr liya, wo usy chat pe ly gaya

aur

wahan se neche phaink diya,:-)

(‘,’)

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Moral:

moral woral kuch nai

wo kabutar b peshawar ka tha

niche gir k mar gya:-

english teacher make a sentence

English teacher: Make a sentence using neither-nor?
Boy: When girls wear tight fitting dresses, neither are they comfortable nor we

Mehbooba app kay Qadmoun main

*MEHBOOB Aap K qadmon Me*

G Haan!

Agar Aap ko apni ‘girl Friends’ k Past aur Future k baare mein jan’na he To apni Girl Friend ka number, Mukammal Naam aur Pate k saath Es No. par send karain..

“03136035452″

HAQ BABA!!

SACH BABA!!

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.

(Note)

“Baba G k nmbr ki jaga apna nmbr likhna beghairti he…

Wah bhai wah mazay

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O janab tusi boht bzy o aj kl . .

Sanu pul gae o . .

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Oye hoe . .

~

Wa bi wa . .

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Wa wa . .

O sady msg di ini khushi . .

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O g bs kro. .

O bs bs ziada nhi . .

Sat na lg jae kity

Lo g tuady wasty phul bheje ne .

Dilun qubol kro g.

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O nhi nhi shukria di keri gl ae

Tusi apne E O.

Car say petrol nikalana

_______/.DON.\____
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Don ki car se petrol nikalna mushkil hi nahi na mumkin hai
Q?
Q k
Don ne CNG lagai hoi hai!

Tanoo ek gal dasan?

Tanoo ek gal dasan? ( ‘_’ )
Edhar koi hai te Nhn?
(‘: ‘ )
Nhn?
odhar?
( ‘:’)
Nhn?
Lo fer suno!
*
*
*
*
Tussi!
Baray yad aa ry O,
I MISS U

maar daluun ga sab kanjuuso ko

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Dhuz.. Dhuzzz..

Dhuz… Dhouzzz…

Bhazingggg…

Dhiskiyaaann…

Dhuzz.. Dhuzzzz….

<(‘.’) abay lag /”/> jay gi

_/”/_

kia kar raha hay ??

Hat jao… maar daluun ga sab kanjuuso ko……..

sms nahi kartay>

Fresh Flowers 4 U

Assalam o Alekum(),,,() ,;*’*'*;,
( ‘ : ‘ ) ,*’*'*,
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L    L
Fresh Flowers 4 U!
,;*”*;,*”*;,*;, salame- ;,* *;,;*subbah*

Sara din kam me laga rehta hai?

Oye Pagal insan
Apni sehat ka b Khayal nahi karta
Le
Gunna choos Jaan bana…
/ / !c==(,,,) ) \ /

Is Parcham K Say Taly

* * * * * *
* * (*  * *
* * * * * *
Is Parcham K Say Taly
Ham Aik Hain
Ham Aik Hain
Sanji Apne Khusiyan
Or
Gam Aik Hain
Happy Independence Day
Pakistan Zindabad

Be Pakistani

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Be Pakistani
Proud To Be A Pakistani
Prove Urself A True Pakistani
Change The World As Being A Pakistani

Tenu nehar wich sutt k aawan

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Chal Aa,
Tenu nehar wich sutt k aawan! Syapa Muky …
sms te tu krna nai..

Manzil ki tamana

Manzil pr
puhanchne ki talab
hoti he jin ko
” Dosto ”
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Raaste main
kharay ho kar wo
” POONDI ”
nhi kya karte…!

Is ne kaha tha k pepsi pe 5 rupe kam kar do

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Is ne kaha tha k pepsi pe 5 rupe kam kar do,
Phaansi laga di salay ko

Latka dia na ulta

“\ /”
)))   Help Me
,/(.’.)\,    plz
Latka_Diya_Na ULta
Is Ka Qasur Pata hy Kia Tha?
bar bar pepsi walay sms kr raha tha….!

Kiss nay kaha tha pepsi pay 5 rupay kam kardo?

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SORRY,
Yar ye sab pepsi ka kasur hai…. kis ne kaha tha ke pepsi per 5 rupye kam kardo.

Aik zaroori Elan

or Jagny K Baad
1 Zaroori Kaam Krain
Ta,k Aap Sukoon
se Rahein
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iTs fuN 2 B young.

Delete N

N,– N/ ,– N,– N, –.
N ‘-. / N /– /–N /–’N
–N’ ‘N- ‘-N- ‘N– /N N Well
Delete all “N” & see the msg for U…

Masana ki garmi ka ilaj

Jigar ki garmi, masana ki garmi, jaryaan aur ehtelam, ka wahad elaj
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Sardi da aik fayda hai

”O JEE gal suno,
sardi da 1 faida ay??
Nai pata??
Lay das…. ,,,
(‘-’)
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garmi Nai Lagdi..
¤Happy
¤winter
¤Season…¤

Lo bhai arz kia hai

(‘,’)/
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Lo wai arz kita a,
5 di kulfi te 10 di khand,
“wa wa wa”
kya kehne hai,
“5 di kulfi te 10 di khand,
“O kad lo razaian aa gai je thand.

Big boss Veena Malik

Bigbos chahte hain k VEENA MALIK confesion room me aen
Big Boss
1 MINUTE
,, ( “, )
(‘;’)__/// /
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Ashmit Choro na Big Boss Bula Rahe Hn

Dua for good morning sms

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Oay good morning

:”"”: :”"”:

: :,,: : ow are

:__:”"”:__: “Ü”

G

Go

Goo

Good

Good M

Good Mo

Good Mor

Good Morn

Good Mornin

G??D M?RÑìÑG

Go My Sweet friend

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Oo Butterfly
Go To My Sweet FrendAnd Say
i mis U jaan:-(

Lo jee anda or paratha

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Lo jee anda or paratha
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c(___)
Or
sath main tea!
Aaj ka nashta meri taraf se free.
Kha kr dua krna

Touch your lower lip

Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge…
Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it..
Happy April Fool SMS

Rasme wafa

In hasino se Rasme Wafa
or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai¦
Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka,
Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai!

Go down and see magic

This is MAGIC.
Press down 6times,
You can See your PHOTO
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Congrats! You are the First
April Fool of Year !2010!

Send it to all friends

Plz pass this sms
2 all ur frnds
A person with blood grp”O-ve”
contact # is
03007304829
urgently needs 2 bottles
of
PEPSI
with
1 large Pizza…

Fool nay

FOOL ne
FOOLon ki
FOOLWARI main
FOOL ke saath wish kiya hai
u r the most
beautiFOOL
wonderFOOL
and colorFOOL
amngst all FOOL’s
HAPPY APRIL FOOL’s DAY

7 trick of april fool

1st APRIL ko logon ko uloo banane ke 7 tarike:
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Ye tha pehla tarika baki Baad main.

April fool manaya?

Dost Pathan se: “APRIL FOOL manaya?”
Pathan: “Han”
Dost:”kis k sath?”
Pathan:”Bv k sath! hum ne 3 bar talaq dia jab wo rone laga to Hum bola “APRIL FOOL.:-)

Pura message

Msg Pura parhain Meharbani ho gi
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Bari Meharbani Mr Fool

Two lovers in K.F.C

2 lovers in K.F.C, Larka: kia khao gi jan? Larki: . . “Haleem” mangwalo Moral: or phasao korangi ki bchi…. Hogaey na zalil k.F.C me…

Agay say karo

Pathan 2 wife, Aaj hum aagy se kary ga. Wife khoshi se shalwar utar k tangain utha k let’ti he. Pathan bola APRIL FOOL..

Aaj tum udaas kyun ho?

Wife: Aaj tum udaas kyun ho? Husband: Aaj meri Maa or meri behen alag ho gai.. Wife: Koi baat nqhi.. Ab main aagai hon na, main tumhari Maa behen ek kr dongi.

2011 April Fool Sms

Latest 2011 April Fool Sms YOUR NAME YOUR FAME YOUR PERSONALITY YOUR THOUGHTS YOUR VIEWS But keep in mind, April Fool comes once a year. Congratulations!…

the most important thing

The most important thing The most important thing you fixed Was on your day of leisure When you fixed your eyes on me That day I’ll always treasure I love you ** Happy Anniversary ***

Best Wishes

On this special day, best wishes go to you, that this wonderful love u share, lasts ur lifetime through. Happy anniversary to you my Love

Anniversary Sms

We’ve Had Our Ups And Downs,This We Both Know, Through It All Our Love Still Managed To Grow  Different Thoughts We Had About Many Things, But Our Love For Each Other, Had No Attached Strings.

Anniversary sms between man or women

Anniversary Sms, Anniversary greetings Marriage is that relation between man and women in which the Independence is Equal,the Dependence mutual and tha Obligation Reciprocal’. Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.

Anniversary sms i love you

Anniversary sms i love you I LOVE U are words just three, which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY .so this is what i want to say, live in my heart n there 4 ever stay!

Happy Anniversary

Happy anniversary The most important thing you fixed Was on your day of leisure When you fixed your eyes on me That day I’ll always treasure I love you ** Happy Anniversary ***

always remember

Sms for anniversary I’ll always remember The day I married you, Without you my love, my beauty, I don’t know what I’d do Your loving and thoughtful, Just to mention two, I adore your sweet smile It makes me want you.Happy Anniversary

wonderful as the love

Anniversary sms, Marriage anniversary sms Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful as the love You’ve given me Your love makes my days so very bright, just knowing you’re my darling wife(Husband).Happy Anniversary

celebrating titanic anniversary

Anniversary Sms Aaj Titanic ki 125th anniversary hai So sab pyar karne walo se request hai ke Titanic ki yaad ko taza karte hue Apne Mobile ko 2 minutes tak pani mein rakh dein..!

Independence is Equal

Anniversary Messages Marriage is that relation between man and women in which the Independence is Equal,the Dependence mutual and tha Obligation Reciprocal’. Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.

I LOVE U are ANNIVERSARY sms

I LOVE U are words just three, which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY. so this is what i want to say, live in my heart n there 4 ever stay!

Doob kar mar jao

Anniversary Sms Aaj Titanic ki 98th Änniversary hai.. Sö plz sub pyar karny walon se request hai k… “DOOB” kar mar jayen. Shukeria. . .

Do not feed it

If you would cure anger, do not feed it. Say to yourself: ‘I used to be angry every day; then every other day; now only every third or fourth day.’ When you reach thirty days offer a sacrifice of thanksgiving to the gods.

Shukar hai aap sahi salaamat ghar wapis aa gaye

Wife: Shukar hai aap sahi salaamat ghar wapis aa gaye. Husband: Q? Kya hua? Wife: Bahir gali mei log keh rahe they k koi g**ando gattar mein gir gaya ha.:-D

Mairi yaadasht ka mehwar

Mairi yaadasht ka mehwar hai teri yaad
Phir Keun darti ho k mai bhula donga tumhen

Phool ho gulaab ka..

Phool hon gulaab ka chameli ka na samjhna..
Ashiq hon app ka apni saheli ka na samjhna..

Wo larki shayad paghal thi

Wo larki shayad paghal thi
Din raat hi gum sum rehti thi

Kuch sharam-o-haya ka paikar thi
Kuch naram mizagi rakhti thi

Aankon me neem nasha sa tha
Baaton se diwani lagti thi

Hum raaz na tha us ka koi
Bas khud se batien karti thi

Ek sham k aanchal me aksar
Jazbaat chupaey rakhti thi

Darti thi juda ho jane se
Ya pyar se shayad darti thi

Kya sabar tha us diwani ka
Kya zabt-e-muhabbat rakhti thi

He rashk mujhe us pagli pe
Kya khoob muhabbat karti thi

Love is life

LOVE IS LIFE
LIFE IS WIFE
WIFE IS BEAUTIFUL
BEAUTIFUL IS ROSE
ROSE IS SWEET
THEN LOVE IS COMPLETE

Pyar karne walay martay nahi

Pyar karne walay martay nahi,
Maar diye jaate ha
Hindu kehtay han jala do inhen,
Muslim kehtay han dafnado inhen,
Par koi yeh nahi kahta k apne mahbub se mila do inhen

Bahut door reh kar bhi paas lagte ho

Bahut door reh kar bhi paas lagte ho,
Nazar se door rehkar bhi khaas lagte ho,
Har baar dusron ka diya sms bhejte ho,
Aur khud ko kavi KALIDAS samjate ho

Love never died

A girl and boy love together but they fail
Both want to societ
Boy jump on the top of the mountain
The girl close her eyes said love is blind
Boy open his parashout and reply
Love never died

Plz call me

Plz call me,
Its urgent
Ek accident ho gaya hai





Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna


Warna


GADHA mar jayega

Sardar on phone

Sardar on phone:

Doctor my wife is pergnantShe is having pain right now

Doctor: Is this her first child

Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…

Paagal hone ka tariqa

Paagal hone ka tariqa :
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Sadqey jaoon
Kitna shoq hai pagal hone ka
Pehlay kon si kami hai

Wife To Husband

WIFE:
Aaj 3 daku ne meri izzat loot li

HUSBAND:
Tum ne un ko roka nahin


WIFE:
Maine roka lekin wo kehne lage ab hamin jane do hum thak gai hain

Ek sardar ghar me chori karnay

Ek sardar ghar me chori karnay jata hai
Us ghar ka malik aa jata hai

Malik kehta hai kon hai
Sardar kehta ha meaooooo

Malik phir kehta hai kon hai
Sardar phir meaoooo kehta hai

Malik kehta hai nai hai kon
Sardar kehta hai ani dea me bili aaan

Problem And Challenge????

TEACHER:
what is the different between
problem and challenge????

STUDENT:3boys+1girl=problem
1boy+3girls=challenge.. 

A baby mosquito came back after its 1st fight

A baby mosquito came back after its 1st fight.
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Dad asked: “how did u feel?”
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It replied: “Dad it was wonderful. evry1 ws clappin 4 me”

Moral: Take evrything positively