Tuesday 7 June 2011

english teacher make a sentence

English teacher: Make a sentence using neither-nor?
Boy: When girls wear tight fitting dresses, neither are they comfortable nor we

Mehbooba app kay Qadmoun main

*MEHBOOB Aap K qadmon Me*
G Haan!
Agar Aap ko apni ‘girl Friends’ k Past aur Future k baare mein jan’na he To apni Girl Friend ka number, Mukammal Naam aur Pate k saath Es No. par send karain..
“03136035452″
HAQ BABA!!
SACH BABA!!
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“Baba G k nmbr ki jaga apna nmbr likhna beghairti he…

Wah bhai wah mazay

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O janab tusi boht bzy o aj kl . .
Sanu pul gae o . .
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Oye hoe . .
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Wa bi wa . .
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Wa wa . .
O sady msg di ini khushi . .
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O g bs kro. .
O bs bs ziada nhi . .
Sat na lg jae kity
Lo g tuady wasty phul bheje ne .
Dilun qubol kro g.
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O nhi nhi shukria di keri gl ae
Tusi apne E O.

Car say petrol nikalana

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Don ki car se petrol nikalna mushkil hi nahi na mumkin hai
Q?
Q k
Don ne CNG lagai hoi hai!

Tanoo ek gal dasan?

Tanoo ek gal dasan? ( ‘_’ )
Edhar koi hai te Nhn?
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Nhn?
odhar?
( ‘:’)
Nhn?
Lo fer suno!
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Tussi!
Baray yad aa ry O,
I MISS U

maar daluun ga sab kanjuuso ko

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Dhuz.. Dhuzzz..
Dhuz… Dhouzzz…
Bhazingggg…
Dhiskiyaaann…
Dhuzz.. Dhuzzzz….
<(‘.’) abay lag /”/> jay gi
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kia kar raha hay ??
Hat jao… maar daluun ga sab kanjuuso ko……..
sms nahi kartay>

Fresh Flowers 4 U

Assalam o Alekum(),,,() ,;*’*'*;,
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L    L
Fresh Flowers 4 U!
,;*”*;,*”*;,*;, salame- ;,* *;,;*subbah*

Sara din kam me laga rehta hai?

Oye Pagal insan
Apni sehat ka b Khayal nahi karta
Le
Gunna choos Jaan bana…
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Is Parcham K Say Taly

* * * * * *
* * (*  * *
* * * * * *
Is Parcham K Say Taly
Ham Aik Hain
Ham Aik Hain
Sanji Apne Khusiyan
Or
Gam Aik Hain
Happy Independence Day
Pakistan Zindabad

Be Pakistani

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Be Pakistani
Proud To Be A Pakistani
Prove Urself A True Pakistani
Change The World As Being A Pakistani

Tenu nehar wich sutt k aawan

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Chal Aa,
Tenu nehar wich sutt k aawan! Syapa Muky …
sms te tu krna nai..

Manzil ki tamana

Manzil pr
puhanchne ki talab
hoti he jin ko
” Dosto ”
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Raaste main
kharay ho kar wo
” POONDI ”
nhi kya karte…!

Is ne kaha tha k pepsi pe 5 rupe kam kar do

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Is ne kaha tha k pepsi pe 5 rupe kam kar do,
Phaansi laga di salay ko

Latka dia na ulta

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Latka_Diya_Na ULta
Is Ka Qasur Pata hy Kia Tha?
bar bar pepsi walay sms kr raha tha….!

Kiss nay kaha tha pepsi pay 5 rupay kam kardo?

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SORRY,
Yar ye sab pepsi ka kasur hai…. kis ne kaha tha ke pepsi per 5 rupye kam kardo.

Aik zaroori Elan

or Jagny K Baad
1 Zaroori Kaam Krain
Ta,k Aap Sukoon
se Rahein
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iTs fuN 2 B young.

Delete N

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N ‘-. / N /– /–N /–’N
–N’ ‘N- ‘-N- ‘N– /N N Well
Delete all “N” & see the msg for U… :-)

Masana ki garmi ka ilaj

Jigar ki garmi, masana ki garmi, jaryaan aur ehtelam, ka wahad elaj
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Sardi da aik fayda hai

”O JEE gal suno,
sardi da 1 faida ay??
Nai pata??
Lay das…. ,,,
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garmi Nai Lagdi..
¤Happy
¤winter
¤Season…¤

Lo bhai arz kia hai

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Lo wai arz kita a,
5 di kulfi te 10 di khand,
“wa wa wa”
kya kehne hai,
“5 di kulfi te 10 di khand,
“O kad lo razaian aa gai je thand.

Big boss Veena Malik

Bigbos chahte hain k VEENA MALIK confesion room me aen
Big Boss
1 MINUTE
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Ashmit Choro na Big Boss Bula Rahe Hn

Dua for good morning sms

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%Hamesha% %Khush% %Rakhe% %AMEEN%
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Oay good morning

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G
Go
Goo
Good
Good M
Good Mo
Good Mor
Good Morn
Good Mornin
G??D M?RÑìÑG

Go My Sweet friend

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Oo Butterfly
Go To My Sweet FrendAnd Say
:-) i mis U jaan:-(

Lo jee anda or paratha

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Lo jee anda or paratha
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Or
sath main tea!
Aaj ka nashta meri taraf se free.
Kha kr dua krna