Wednesday 6 April 2011

Mairi yaadasht ka mehwar


Mairi yaadasht ka mehwar hai teri yaad
Phir Keun darti ho k mai bhula donga tumhen

Phool ho gulaab ka..


Phool hon gulaab ka chameli ka na samjhna..
Ashiq hon app ka apni saheli ka na samjhna..

Wo larki shayad paghal thi


Wo larki shayad paghal thi
Din raat hi gum sum rehti thi

Kuch sharam-o-haya ka paikar thi
Kuch naram mizagi rakhti thi

Aankon me neem nasha sa tha
Baaton se diwani lagti thi

Hum raaz na tha us ka koi
Bas khud se batien karti thi

Ek sham k aanchal me aksar
Jazbaat chupaey rakhti thi

Darti thi juda ho jane se
Ya pyar se shayad darti thi

Kya sabar tha us diwani ka
Kya zabt-e-muhabbat rakhti thi

He rashk mujhe us pagli pe
Kya khoob muhabbat karti thi

Love is life


LOVE IS LIFE
LIFE IS WIFE
WIFE IS BEAUTIFUL
BEAUTIFUL IS ROSE
ROSE IS SWEET
THEN LOVE IS COMPLETE

Pyar karne walay martay nahi


Pyar karne walay martay nahi,
Maar diye jaate ha
Hindu kehtay han jala do inhen,
Muslim kehtay han dafnado inhen,
Par koi yeh nahi kahta k apne mahbub se mila do inhen

Bahut door reh kar bhi paas lagte ho


Bahut door reh kar bhi paas lagte ho,
Nazar se door rehkar bhi khaas lagte ho,
Har baar dusron ka diya sms bhejte ho,
Aur khud ko kavi KALIDAS samjate ho

Love never died


A girl and boy love together but they fail
Both want to societ
Boy jump on the top of the mountain
The girl close her eyes said love is blind
Boy open his parashout and reply
Love never died

Plz call me


Plz call me,
Its urgent
Ek accident ho gaya hai





Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna


Warna


GADHA mar jayega

Sardar on phone


Sardar on phone:

Doctor my wife is pergnantShe is having pain right now

Doctor: Is this her first child

Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…

Paagal hone ka tariqa


Paagal hone ka tariqa :
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Sadqey jaoon
Kitna shoq hai pagal hone ka
Pehlay kon si kami hai

Wife To Husband


WIFE:
Aaj 3 daku ne meri izzat loot li

HUSBAND:
Tum ne un ko roka nahin


WIFE:
Maine roka lekin wo kehne lage ab hamin jane do hum thak gai hain

Ek sardar ghar me chori karnay


Ek sardar ghar me chori karnay jata hai
Us ghar ka malik aa jata hai

Malik kehta hai kon hai
Sardar kehta ha meaooooo

Malik phir kehta hai kon hai
Sardar phir meaoooo kehta hai

Malik kehta hai nai hai kon
Sardar kehta hai ani dea me bili aaan

Problem And Challenge????

TEACHER:
what is the different between
problem and challenge????

STUDENT:3boys+1girl=problem
1boy+3girls=challenge.. 

A baby mosquito came back after its 1st fight

A baby mosquito came back after its 1st fight.
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Dad asked: “how did u feel?”
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It replied: “Dad it was wonderful. evry1 ws clappin 4 me”

Moral: Take evrything positively