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The only thing is that your calls are limited to certain length. The free call duration varies depending on the call destination and line provider. The maximum free call allowance for some countries can go up to 5 minutes per call and 2 calls per day.

Lagta nahi kay sath nibhay ga dair talak

Lagta nahin k saath nibhaye ga dair talak
Lekin wo mujh ko bhola paye ga dair talak
Jo bhi kareeb aye ga us k koe bhe shakhs
Ussy zaroor wo mere dastan sunaye ga dair talak
Dhondy ga wo mujhy unhi galion main aek din
Dhondy ga or mujh ko na paay ga dair talak
Main sahilon ki rait py likhon ga us ka naam
Wo paani py naksh bunaye ga dair talak
Kis haal main hun us k baad main
Sun kar usy yaqeen na aye ga dair talak

Tum main phelay see baat nahi

FUNNY GHAZAL…
Us ne kha;
Tm me phly c bat nai!
Mene kaha;
Insan hn koi science ki ejad nai,
Usne kaha;
Ab b ksi ki ankhon me dob jate ho?
Mene kha;
Baowle hokia?
ankhain ha koi talaab nai,
UsNe Kaha:
Q Tot k Chaha tha Mujhe itna?
MaNe Kaha;
Demagh sy pedal tha, js ka koi jawab nai.
UsNe Kaha;
Kya Me Bewafa Hun?
MaNe kaha;
Tu itna dhokeßaz hY jska koi hisab nai.
Us Ne kaha;
Bhol ja Mujko.
MaNe kaha;
Aße tu hy kon? mujy to ye b yad nai;->

If u stay sick

Get well quick, u lazy bum,
There’s lots of work to do.
If u stay sick, it’s more work for me,
And I’d rather it was for u.

Be the sky above you

Be the sky above you,
Blue soft be the road below you,
Affection be the breeze around you,
I pray all the happiness surrounds you.
“Get Well Soon”

Your friendship is like Paktel,

Your friendship is like Paktel,
“DIL TO AIK HAY”

Your sincerity is like Telenor,
“CHAHO KUCH BARH K”

Your love is like Haleeb,
“GARHA JO HAY”

Your smile is like twist,
“HILA K RAKH DAY”

Your voice is like Nokia,
“CONNECTING PEOPLE”

Your style like ufone,
“TUM HI TO HO”

Your dressing like Mobilink JAZZ,
“AUR SUNAO”

My response like Warid,
“WE CARE”

YA _E_llahi mery dost ko salamt rakhna

Apni muhbbat ko fana kon kary ga
sab he naik ho jayn gy to gunha kon kara ga

YA _E_llahi mery dost ko salamt rakhna
warna mery jeny ki dua kon kary ga

mujhay tanhai de gaya

"Ek shakhs mujhko zakhm-e-Judai de gaya.
Jab de na saka piyar to rusvai de gaya
Jatay huvay apni nishani k tor per
Kitnay kholoos say mujhay tanhai de gaya.."

Zindagi har pal khas nahi hoti

Zindagi har pal khas nahi hoti
Phoolon ki Mehak hamesha pas nahi hoti
Milna hamari taqdir me likha tha
Warna itni pyari dosti kbi itefaq nahi hoti

Dhoop Ke Saath Gaya

Dhoop Ke Saath Gaya Saath Nibhaane Wala

Ab Kahan Aaye Ga Woh Laut Ke Aane Wala

Rait Par Chor Gaya Naqash Hazaroon Apne

Kisi Paga Ki Tarah Naqsh Mitaane Wala

"Beautiful lines"

"Beautiful lines"

RESHTY khoon k nahi hoty,RESHTY ehsas k hoty ha.

Ager ehsas ho to ajnabi b apny.agr ehsas na ho to apny b ajnabi.

Daulat Aur Sohrat

Daulat Aur Sohrat sabke Pas Hai,
Khushiya Aur Ghum Sabke Naseeb Mein Hai,
Pyar Aur Nafrat Sabke Dil Mein Hai,
Par Khush-naseeb Hai Hum kyonki Tum Jaisa Dost Hamare Pas hai

TAJ MAHAL

Lagta hy mri wfä kä apko ehsäs nähi
Ati hogi mri yäd mgr kuch khäs nähi

Is dil ki täsli k lye zrori nähi TAJ MAHAL
Kyä ek pyär bhärä Msg b äp k päs nähi

(A***World Class***Msg)

(A***World Class***Msg)
Kyun mushkilon mein sath dete hain dost"
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Kyun gham ko bant lete hain dost"
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Na rishta khoon ka na riwaj se bandha hai"
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Phir bhi zindagi bhar sath dete hain dost"

Ajeeb dastan hoti hy Dosti ki

Ajeeb dastan hoti hy Dosti ki,
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Larna milne se bhi acha lgta hy!
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Larr k manane wale b hote hain kuch,
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To kuch ko chirana acha lgta hy!
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Dost k muu se kuch sun'ne k lye,
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Usko tapana bhi acha lgta hy!
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Khatam hi nhi hoti ye baten apni,
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To kbhi khamosh reh kr muskurana acha lagta hy!
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Kuch doston me lgta hy mil gai dunya sari,
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Baqi sb ko phr Bhool jana acha lagta hy!
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YAARO hmesha sath rehna,
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Mujhko apna yarana acha lagta hy!
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LOVE YOU FRIENDS

ITEFAQ NAI HOTI

ZINDAGI HER PAL KHAS NAHI HOTI

PHOOLO KI KHUSHBOO HMESHA PASS NAHI HOTI

MILNA HMARI TAQDEER MAI LIKHA THA

WERNA ITNI PYARI DOSTI ITEFAQ NAI HOTI

$$$$SALAM TO ALL MY BEST FRIENDS$$$$

Dil armano se houseful hai
pyar honga ya nahi doubtful hai

dunya main har cheez wonderful hai
par zindagi aap jaise doston se hi beautiful hai

$$$$SALAM TO ALL MY BEST FRIENDS$$$$

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS
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I MISS U....
FRIENDS

Golden tips

"Golden tips" Dosti k baad mohabat ho sakti hai mgr mohabat k baad dosti nhi ho sakti Q K ???????? "dawa mout se pehle hi asar karti hai mout k baad nahi"

aik alfaz kehte

guzar jayenge tmhare bhe wo pal ache
jinhen hum intzar our tum waqt khyty ho
kiya pata kon bhool jay ye mohabat
jise hum zindagi our tum aik alfaz kehte h0

Meri har khata

Meri har khata ko maaf kr dena ye soch kr ay dost.... shayad k aaj meri zindagi ka aakhri din ho..."

KAL HO NA HO

''pyar''ki''galion''may koi''ghum''na ho,,, ''hamari''ye ''dosti'' kbhi kam na ho,bus yehi hay ''dua''tum ''khush''raho,,,kia''pata''ye ''message''krne ''wale''{KAL HO NA HO}

Phulo se bagiya

Phulo se bagiya mahekti rahe ,
sitaro se duniya chamkati rahe,
hum rahe na rahe,
dua h rab se aapki kismat har dam chamkti rahe....

apko "apna" milega

Socha n tha is tarah koi apna milega,
1 khubsurat sa mujhko sapna milega,
jab kabhi mahsus ho zarurat meri!
Bas awaz dena,
har waqt apka ye dost apko "apna" milega

Acha dost “Hath” aur “ankh

Acha dost “Hath” aur “ankh” ki tarhan hota hai.
Jab “haath” ko taqleef hoti hai to “ankh” roti hai,
Aur jab “ankh” roti hai to “hath” ansoo ponchta hai.

Milte hai acche Dost sirf khushnasibo ko,
Isliye hamari Kismat se jalna chod do,
Tamanna ho agar hamare dost se milne ki,
To jakar AAINA dekh lijiye…

Har aahat ehsaas hamara dilaayegi.,
Har hawa khushbu hamari laayegi.;
Hum dosti aisi nibhaayengey yaara!
Ki hum na honge aur humhari yaad tumhe sataayegi..! !!

Kabhi kabhi in ankhon me nami si hoti hai.
Kabhi kabhi in hoton pe hasi si hoti hai.
E dost wo tum hi ho,
Jis se meri jindagi zinda dil hoti hai.

kya umedein baandh kar aaya

Ek Shaks Pas Reh Ke Samjha Nahi Mujhe
Is Baat Ka Malal Hai Shikwa Nahi Mujhe

Main Us Ko Bewafai Ka Ilzam Kaisay Dou
Us Ne To Ibteda Se Hi Chaha Nahi Mujhe

Pathar Samajh Kar Paon? Se Thokr Laga Dia
Afsos Teri Aankh Ne Parkha Nahi Mujhe

Kya Umedein Baandh Kar Aaya Tha Samnay
Us Ne To Aankh Bahr Ke Dekha Nahi Mujhe?!!!

First one to Pick U

beautiful words by a best frnd:-) alwaz remembr that if u fall,i will be the first one to pick u up… only aftr i finished laughing.. ;-):-P…

Dekho Andhera Kitna Suhana Hai

Dekho Andhera Kitna Suhana Hai,
Ye Load Shading Ka Zamana Hai,
Kar Do Ek Aacha Sa SmS
Balance Bacha Bacha K Kaya Tum Na “U.P.S” Lagwana Hai.

Meray dill kay khanay main

Mere dil k bavarchi khanay ma teri yad ka cholha jalta hai..
…Wah Wah…
Tere ishq k pakoray pakty hain jis ma SHAN masala dalta hai..
(‘.’)/ Oye Hoye
<) (‘ lo0t lia _| \_ zalim.

Kay achanak murda utha or khnay laga

Hm to sirf murday sy lipat kar ro rahy thy
!faraz!
K achanak murda utha or khnay laga
Bhaiya
”ALL IZZ WELL”

Aaj school say itni jaldi aagay

Maa:Aaj school say itni jaldi aagay?
Son:Machar maara to teacher nay chuti day di.
Maa:Aisa kiyo?
Son:Machar teacher kay gaal par betha tha.

Mai Shahrukh bol raha houn

Hello,Mai Shahrukh bol rha hn KON BANEGA KARORPATI se mere samne apki grl frnd bethi hai jo k bht acha khel rhi hain

agli awaz unki hogi

BACHAO

BACHAO

BACHAO

Humari shadi nahi ho rahi

Aisa Nahi Hai K Shadi Nahe h0 Rahi Hamari
..JAANI..
Bus Kardi Hum Ne “NAA” Jese He Wo Boli
*Tairi Maharbaaniii

Dadi ap kon kon se mulk ghoome hain?

Bacha apni dadi se, dadi ap kon kon se mulk ghoome hain?
Dadi: beta pakistan hindustan afghanistan
Bcha : ab kon sa ghoome gi ?
Peche se dada bola
Qabrastan:-)

Maths and Women are the two most complicated things

Maths and Women are the two most complicated things in the world. . .
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but maths atleast has some logic !!

Mr bean went to Guines book’s office

Mr.BEAN went 2 Guines book’s office 2 check if he is still the biggest comedian on earth or not,
but he came out angrily shouting,
Who D hell is
Altaf Bhai?;->

Larkiyan tumhari dushman hain

Baap : Sharab, Cigarete, Larkiyan Ye Sab Tumhari Dushman Hain.
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Beta : Jo Shakhs Apne Dushman Se dar k Bhag jaiey
Wo Mard Nahi Hota Abba;

pathan funny sms recieved

A pathan recieved a message from his girl Friend.

“I MISS YOU”

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soch soch ker pathan ne reply kia,

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” I MR YOU “

Pathan funny wishes

PATHAN ko chiragh mila . chirag ragara.
JIN ne kaha “3 wishes bato.”
PATHAN: No 1 . Eik bara bangla .
No 2 us main Khob dolat mand log.
No 3 Humko is main chokidar lagwa do

funny pathan song sms

Once a Pathan was asked

“Khan G appka Favourate Song Kon sa HAi?”

Khan Sahb replied :

“LARKI KYON , NA JANE KYON

LARKON SI NAHI HOTI”.

funny pathan on bike

2 Pathan bike per ja rahay the

Police walay ne rok ker

kaha:

pata nai hai ke Double swari per pabandi hai

Pathan: pata hai isi liye to isko wapis chornay ja raha hon

Funny Pathan ka Roza

Pathan-
Yaha pr sb travel agency fazool hn

Major Rohail-
Kyu khab sahb?

Pathan-
Sb agencyan sirf HAJJ krva rhe hn
Pr
Hm ne HAJJ E AKBR krna hy

Funny pathan Teacher sms

Teacher Pathan se:

Btao Pine Apple aur coconut k Tree Me kiya Similarity hai ?

Pathan (kaafi Dair sochne k Baad)

Dono Pe Amrood nai lagtay !!

Pathan Travel Agency

Eid-ul-Fitar ki namaz k waqat

Major Rohail-
Khan sab fitrana aada nhi krna?
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Pathan-
Oy! Khocha, hum ne to fitrana
Ur zakat 14 August pr he
Dedya tha

Pathan Praying For Olad

1 Pathan 3 saal sy ALLAH se Ro Ro k OLAD

k liy Dua mangta raha

1 din pathan k pas frshta aya aur bola

“khan Tuh Khuda ka wasta hy pehly SHADI to kr ly…..!!”

Arbi Pathan

1 Arbi Bathroom me phone pr BAT kr raha tha ,

PATHAN ne Suna to andar jakr ARBi ko boht mara ,

logo ne pucha to bola,

Ye Kameena Bathoroom me TILAWAT ker rah ta..!!!!!

NO WOMEN FOR PATHAN

1 Admi ne 1 udas pathan se pocha:

Khan sahab ap q udas hai?

Pathan: aj hum ko

N.W.F.P ka Mutlab pata chal gaya

Admi: wo kiya??

Udas Pathan

“NO WOMEN FOR PATHAN”

PATHANO ne EID k baad

PATHANO ne EID k baad 5 waqt ki namaz b Saudia k sath parhne ka faisla kiya hai

Naye timings ye hon ge:

Fajr: Subha 8 baje
Zohr: spehr 4 baje
Asr: Raat 8.30 baje
Maghrib: Raat 10 baje
(Suraj gharoob hona shart nai)

NOTE: Saudia mein agr barish ho to PESHAWAR me CHHATRI sath lain shukria.

Pathan and ricksha wala

pathan: Station jane k kitne paise logay? Ricksha wala: 50 Pathan: 20 lelo Ricksha wala: 20 may kon le ker jayega Pathan: Tm peche betho hum le k jayega

Pthan: proposed a girl

Pthan: proposed a girl, Girl:Lekin may tum se umar may 1 saal bari hun. Pathan:Baji fikar kyun karti ho”Ham tum se agle saal shaadi karega.”!!

Pathan Aur Biwi Funny urdu SMs

Pathan ki BIWI ne Pathan ko SMS kiya: “Ghar kb aa rahe hoo..? Msg ker k batao…!!” Pathan ne SMS me likha: “Ni bata sakta balance kam he..”

4 Pathan janaze ko

4 Pathan janaze ko tezi se le k qabron k uper se guzar rahe thayAdmi: Oye sharam karo! Neeche qabrein hain. Pathan: To opar kon sa hm ne VCR othaya hoya aye?

MOHABBAT!

MOHABBAT!

jis ke bagher app ki zindagi adhori hay.

jis ke bagher her rishta be mayeni hay.

MOHABBAT

jis ke bagher kainat ka her rung be rung hay.

jis ke bagher her ehsaas khali burtan ki terha.

MOHABBAT.

jis ke bagher insaan bemool.

MOHABBAT.

jo anmool bana deti hay her rishte her ehsaas ko.

her shey her rung ko.

Dedicated to all friends

Dedicated to all my frnds. . !!
Kabhi pasand na aaye sath mera to bata dena. .:-(
Ham dil p pathar rakh k tmhe goli mar dengy…;->

Ten words

“TEN WORDS”
The most selfish 1 letter
“I”
Avoid it.
Most satifactory 2 letters
“WE”
Use it.
Most poisonous 3 letters
“EGO”
Kill it.
Most used 4 letters
“LOVE”
Value it.
Most pleasing 5 letters
“SMILE”
Keep it.
Fastest spreading 6 letters
“RUMOUR”
Ignore it.
Hard working 7 letters
“SUCCESS”
Achieve it.
Most enviable 8 letters
“JEALOUSY”
Distance it.
Most essential 9 letters
“PRINCIPLE”
Have it.
Most divine 10 letters
“FRIENDSHIP”
Maintain it.

Kamzoor dill walay..

Kamzoor dil walay yeah msg na parhein na amal karein
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“DOST”
500 ka balance tou dalwa do. ;->

Yeh hoti hai friendship

Ye hoti hy “Friendship”
BAAP: Raat kahan thay?
Son: Dair ho gai thi to dost k ghar stay karliya tha.
Baap ne usi waqt phone uthaya ur us k 10 best friend ko call ke, 8 ny kaha ,
han han wo raat mery pas he tha, 2 ny kaha wo abhi bhi yahin so raha hy kahain to utha dun…?

Everyone has a best friend

Everyone has a Best friend during each stage of life
But
Those are lucky who have the same friend in all stages of life.!

Treat everyone with LOVE

“THOUGHT FOR” “WHOLE LIFE”
“Treat everyone with LOVE”, even those Who are rude to You, not because They are nice, but because
“YOU ARE NICE”
Think different,
Do different!

Dulha on wedding

Dulha on Wedding asks from Dulhan, do you have any boy friend before marriage?
Dulhan become silent
Dulha: main is khamoshi ko kia samjhoon?
Dulhan: kameeney ruk jaa ginney to de

Hurt by words some people

Some People Hurt By Words

& Some By Action..

But

The Worst Pain

I Think Is That!

Some One Ignores You

When U Value Them More Than Anything Else!

Friends hurts

Sitaroun say bhe oncha

Hum Khaak-e-Zameen Hokar Us Chand Ki Hasrat Kar Baithe Thy FARAZ.
Wo Shaks Sitaron Se Bhi Oncha Tha Jisse Hum Mohabbat Kar Baithe Thy.

DIL se Phool ban kar hum mehakna jante hain

DIL se Phool ban kar hum mehakna jante hain Muskura k hum gham chupana jante hain
Log khush hote hain humse Q kBina mile b hum RISHTA nihbana jante hain.

Qadam Qadam pay udasian

Ye shab e firaq ye bebasi
Qadam qadam pe udasiyan
Mera sath koi na de saka
Meri hasratein hain dhowan dhowan
Me tarap tarap k jiya to kya
Mere khwab mujse bichar gae
Me udas ghar ki sadaa sahi
Muje de na koi tasaliyan
Ye fiza jo gard_o_ gubar hai
Meri bekasi ka mazar hai
Me wo phool hun jo na khil saka
Meri zndgi me wafa kahan
Chaleen aisi dard ki aandhiyan
Mere dil ki basti ujar gae
Ye shab_e_faraq ye bebasi
Qdm qdm pe udasiya…

5 thinks to know about girls

5 most undefined things of girls,
1) aap na bahut wo ho
(now what the hell is ‘wo’) =)
2) Mujhe apse ye umeed nahi thi
(no one will ever know what was their ‘umeed’) :/
3) ap pehle jaise nahi rahay
(they will themselves change u as time passes and then throw this dialogue) >:O
4) Sach btana, mai kaisi lag rahi hun
(do dey really mean when they say ‘sach batana’) =D
5) I am very selfish na
(and they want you to say no dear u r not)

Mera koi acha dost nahi

Zindagi Tanha Tanha Thi
Mera Koi Acha Dost Nahi Tha
Lekin Phir Aap Meri Zindagi Me Aye
To Mujhe Ehsas Hua
K
“Akelay Hi Sukoon Tha.;-(;-(

Faraz bangai remix

Urdu Sindhi English Pashto Chinese ki kamyabi k baad Ab, faraz BANGALI me bhi: =
Tum Kya Zano Muli k pratho Ka Moza ‘Paraz’, Kabi BONGLADES Aao tou Pota Solay.

Ek muddat say meri maa nahi soi

Ek muddat se meri Maa nahi soyi
“FRAAZ”
Wo kehti hain
Me so gai
te tu kuriyaan nu fone karenga
(.”)
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 !L
Lo Dasso
Maa g
Aini beaitbari…

Mera kafan kaisa ho?

Main ne pucha mera Kafan kaisa ho ga “FARAZ…
Kameena Muskura k bola
”Lathy di chaadar utay saleti Rang mahiya”

Last wish of faraz

Faraz ka Aakhari Shair jo us ne Hospital mai 1 nurse ko kaha.. Roz Rehti ho is kafan jaisay libas main
Aaj kala jora pa saadi farmaish tay.

Don’t be angry

Don’t ße angry like that my Love,
One day u must leave the world my Love.
Nahi samjy.?
Aven Russya na kr meri jaan sajna,
Ik din chad jana ay jhaan sajna.

Faraz ki awaz

Faraaaaaaaaaaz
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Dadi aik minute!!;-)

HEART KIDNAPER

BOY; ILOVE YOU
TUM DUNYA KI SAB SY KHOBSORT LARKI HO
GIRL;ACHA PAR TUMHARY PECHY MUJH SY BHE KHOBSORT LARKI KHARI HY
BOY; MOR K PECHY DEKHTA HY PAR WAHAN KOI NI HOTA
GIRL;AGR TUM SACH MEIN MUJH SY PAYAR KARTY TO TM KABHI PECHY NA DEKHTY I HATE YOU
MORAL
MORAL WORAL KUCH NI BS BACHI ZARA TAIZ NIKLI
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PAR MSG ABHI BAQI HY MERY 2ST
BOY;CHALO JESE TUMHARI MARZI,MAGAR AB YE DIAMOND RING MAI KISKO DUNGA
GIRL;LO!!AB MAI APNE JANU SE MAZAK BHI NI KAR SAKTI

Naeei" hon

GirL:
Jab tum ko fone karo tum Shave kar rahe hote ho
Tm din mei kitni Shave karte ho

Boy
30 se 40

GirL:
Kya tum PaGaL ho

Boy:
Nahi Main
"Naeei" hon

Bijli ki yad main

Bijli ki yad main

Pakistani Qoum kuch arsay bad bijli ki yad main bachon kay name is tarha rakhy gi

Boys:
Chaudhry Transfarmer
Meter Khan
Haji Taar memon
Sheikh Stabilizer
Molana Deep Freezer
Jumper Badshah
Mian Cut out

Girls:

Fridge un Nisa
Istree Bano
Tubelight Bai
Miss Low Battery
Saver Apa
Wapda Perween
Trip Bibi

Our neechay

agar farigh ho to neechay chale jao

our neechay




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Our neechay




Agar ab b farigh ho to upar chale jao
Hahahahaha

Sardar g

wife to her hussband:sardar g hun tusi meri koi parwah ni kerday;
srdar reply;'o,a pyar kernay walay kisi ki perwah nahi kertay jhalli na ho to.

Mujhe Kyu Dekh

Girl : Mujhe Kyu Dekh Rahe Ho
Tumhari Koi Behan Nahi He Kya

Boy : Hai Isi Liye To Dekh Raha Hu

Girl : Kyu

Boy : Meri Behan Ko BHABHI Chahiye ;->

Pyar Kya hai?

Pyar Kya hai?

P: Phone Karo = Paise ki barbadi

Y: Yaad Karo = Dimag ko tension

A: Azadi Kho Do = Kahin Aur mat dekho

R: Rona Dhona Saho = Kabhi mat hanso

To tension mat lo yaar, Mat karo Pyar,
Sirf Line Maro Yaar :)

Pizza reaches home faster than ambulance

We live in a Nation,
Where, Pizza reaches home faster than ambulance and police.
Where you get car loan @ 10% and education loan @ 20%.
Where, Rice is Rs. 90/kg but sim card is free.
Where, the footwears we wear are sold in AC showrooms but vegetables we eat are sold at footpath.
Where, we make lemon juices with artificial flavours and dish wash liquids with real lemon.
What a NATION!
Pakistan Is Our’z! TakE CarE!.

Cutest Letter By a Little Kid

Cutest Letter By a Little Kid:
Dear Maths..!
Please Grow Up And Solve Ur Problems Urself..

Problem doesn’t start when a boy starts looking at a girl

A great scholar said.
The real problem doesn’t start when a boy starts looking at a girl.,
It begins when she turns back and gives a smile..;->

Brazalian men are most charming

A girl in a train was reading a book called ‘MEN’. It said ‘BRAZALIAN MEN ARE THE MOST CHARMING AND PATHAN MEN ARE THE MOST HANDSOME IN THE WORLD’
A man sitting beside her was also readng it secretly.Aftr sometime the girl turned 2 him & asked his name
He replied:
”RONALDO YOUSAFZAI”.

Small love story of 2011

SMALL LOVE STORY:
HE PROPOSED
SHE SMILED!
NO TEETH !
HE DIED…

Don’t break anyone heart

Don’t Break anyone’s heart
They hve only one of it…
Break their bones…
They hve 206 of them… ;->

I am on facebook

An ordinary person wil b wid books
Bt an extraordinary person wil b in book.
B an extraordinary person lyk ME.!
I’m on
“FACEBOOK”
Book tou book hoti hai

Bush & Obama were Sitting in a Bar

A Joke explaining a bitter reality. . .
Bush & Obama were Sitting in a Bar,
Muslim Guy Asks: What are you planning?
Bush: Planning World War III,
Guy: Really?
Whats Going to happen?
Bush: Well, this time we are Going to Kill 140 Million Muslims and KATRINA KAIF,
Guy: katrina kaif…!
Why do U want to Kill katrina?
Bush turns to Obama and Says:
“See, i told U! That they think for one,
No one would worry about 140 Million Muslims…!
Plz think!!!!

There r two kinds of People

There r Two Kind
Of People In This World
1-Those Who Remember Names
n
2-Those Whose Names r Remembered
Choice Is Yours

Wonder of English common words

English Wonder
These Words Have Something In Common…
Banana, Dresser, Grammar, Potato, Revive, Uneven
Could U identify ?
In each of the words listed,
Move 1st letter to the end of the word and read backwards.
It spells the same… (:->

Cutest Friend

If You Find a Cutest Friend.
Hold him with Both Hands.
Because
A Cute Friend Comes Once In a Lifetime.
Ok?
Ok.
Oh Ho!
Ab Choro bhi, Mujhe.

I can touch the rainbow

If I can only touch the RAINBOW
I will write YOUR NAME on top of it
To let the PEOPLE know
How COLORFUL is my LIFE to have a PERSON like U

Walk with great people

There is a Saying:
“If you Want to be Great, You Must Walk with Great People.”
Seriously!
I have no Objection…
You can Walk With Me.

Kabhi toot kar

Is Baadal Ka Mere Yaar Se Bohat Milta Julta Mizaaj Hai..
Dosto
Kabhi Toot Ker Baras Gaya
Kabhi Be_Rukhi Se Guzar Gaya…
aLonE pRInCe.

Close you eyes and say

It Is Better To Open
Your Eyes and Say You Do not
Understand,
Than To Close Your Eyes N Say
You Don’t Believe. . . =)

Save time, sleep well

Advantages of not having a lover:
-Saves time
-Sleep well
-Don’t have to worry about how u look & wear
-Talk with all guyz/gulz
-Go anywhere with anyone
-No restrictions
-No boring sms & talks whole night
-Free of all fights & tensions.
BONUS – live a long life.
(a public awareness message)

kahan Peda Hue

kahan peda hue?
Pathan:North Waziristan.
Miss:spelling btao?
Pathan:miss thehro humko lgta haik hum UK mian peda hua hai

Fifty Fifty

Sardar and Pathan ja rahey thay un ko 1000 Rs. ka note mila pathan: chalo fifty fifty kr letey hain. Sardar: baqi 900 ka kia karen ge?

Sana Ati Hai

Aik pathan namaz seekhny molvi sab k pas gya. Molvi sab: Sana ati hai? Pathan: sharmate hue G Nh!Sana to nhi ati:-( magr Bushra kabi kabi aa jati hai.

Bus k peche

Memon: Me aj Bus k peche Bhagta howa Ghar tak aagya or kiraye k 10 Rupe Bacha liye pathan: Tm bohat hi bewaquf ho Rakshy k Pechy Bhagte to 80 Rupe Bach jate

DRIVER hi mara pra hy…!’

’1 Pathan ki wall clock khrab ho gai
clock ko khola to Andar MACHAR mara para tha

Pathan:
O khana khrab ye chlay ga kyse?
Eska to DRIVER hi mara pra hy…!’

Pathan proposed girl

Pathan proposed a girl with romantic poetry….. “Bakra mar gya razai me! Khan pagal he teri judai me… Pani me machar tair nahi skta Ye Khan tere bin reh nhi skta… Mujhy aisy chor k na ja meri jaan I am not terorrist,My name is khan.!;-)

Bohat Mota Wife

Pathan: hum ko shadi per Susral se BMW mila hy Friend: Lekin mene to tumhare ghar koi car nahi dekhi Pathan: Oye! BMW ka matlab hai.. “Bohat Mota Wife”:-D

Bohat Mota Wife

Pathan: hum ko shadi per Susral se BMW mila hy Friend: Lekin mene to tumhare ghar koi car nahi dekhi Pathan: Oye! BMW ka matlab hai.. “Bohat Mota Wife”:-D

SHELA KI JAWNI Lagado

Pathn Mayyat k sth bus me ja rha tha to Logo ne usko bohot mara?

Q??

Q.K

Pathn Nay Awaz Lagadi O koocha

SHELA KI JAWNI Lagado.Safar Acha guzry ga

GEO Khan

American: Can U swim? Pathan: No Amrican: Dog is Better than U bcz it Swims Pathan: Can U Swim? Amrican: Yes Pathan: whats the Diffrence between U & Dog. GEO Khan

Sona Kaha Hai

Daku: pathan ke gher gus gaya aur bola jaldi batao SONA kahan hai,, . . . . Pathan: Pagal ka bacha itna bara ghar hy, kahin b so jao…

Shop Par Likha

Pathan Ne Kafan Ki Shop Kholi. Logon Ne Usay Bohat Mara Qyun? Qyun K Us Ne Shop Par Likha Hua Tha Bara Kafan Leny Par Bachay Ka Kafan FREEEE…….

Kon Sa Waqt

Molve taqrir me:wo kon sa Waqt hoga jab bhai bhai ka nhi.behen behn ki nhi,maa beti ki nhi,bap bete ka nahi Pathan:aftari ka waqt

1 pathan ko khali msg aaya

1 pathan ko khali msg aaya Pathan ne usi mobile number per call ker k kaha ! ! ! ! Woy yaara! Tumko malum hay? tumhara mobile ki siyahi khatam ho gaya hy!!!

Bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu

Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele, Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he, Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw? bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu. Sender...Circuit Bhai.!

Message pe message bhejte ho,

Message pe message bhejte ho, bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho, bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho, khud ka bheja to chalta nahi dosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!!

Murga SARDAR tha

A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!!!

Meri to behan hai"!

Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan nikle" Sardar gets furious & slap him & says" Oye. mashoka hogi tero. Meri to behan hai"!

Khush to bahot hoge tum,

Khush to bahot hoge tum,Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya,Magar aab kya karoge...?Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila...?Ha ha ha ha

1 admi pathan se pochta hai ke

1 admi pathan se pochta hai ke allah ne pait kyon banaya hai
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Pathan: answr shalwar bandne ke liye . . .

Two thoughts that decide ur attitude

Two thoughts that decide your attitude

First, “What you think of yourself when you have nothing”.

Second. “What you think of others when you have everything”

Insan 2 Cheezo Se Hamesha Harta Hai

Insan 2 Cheezo Se Hamesha Harta Hai.
“Waqt aur Pyar”
Dono Zindagi Mai Khas Hote Hain.
Waqt Kisi Ka Nahi Hota Aur Pyar Har Kisi Se Nahi Hota.

Sochna Mumkin Nai Jana

Bana Lain gay Tmhain Apna Zara Tm Sabar To Kar Lo
Mujy Dunia Se Larna Ha Zara Tm
Sabar To Kar Lo
Tmhary Bin Kisi Ko Sochna Mumkin Nai Jana
Ye Jeewan Tm Bin Adhoora Ha Zara Tm
Sabar To Kar Lo
Ye Dunia Chor Dey Muj ko Mujy
Parwa Nai Is ki
Faqat “Tum” Ko Hi Pana Ha Zara Tm
Sabar To Kar Lo
Tm Apny Dil Ki Basti
Main Mujy Aabad Hi Rakhna
Bohat Bardasht Ha Muj Ma Zara Tm
Sabar To Kar Lo!

Dil hai sacha aur dimaag hai kacha

Arz kia hai …
.
.
Dil hai sachha aur dimaag hai kacha
Wah wah wah.
Dil hai sachha aur dimaagh hai kachha.
Tere msgs nai aarahey
kia baat hai bachaa .

Dosto ki ulfat se mujhe inkar nahi

Dosto ki ulfat se mujhe inkar nahi.
Kon kehta hai k mujhe dosto se pyar nahi.
Dosto se wada he sath nibhane ka.
Per mujhe apni sanso pe aitbar nahi…

Donation for swimming pool

Memon: Apne larkay se,
Gate per kon tha?
Larka: Swimming pool k liye chanda maang rahay thay.
Memon: Phir kiya diya?
Larka: Aik glass paani

A short Message on Zardari

ZARDARI PAR ESSAY:
Ap 1952 me Peda huye Ap ne Begherti ki Ibtadai Taleem apne Mohalle se Shuru ki or Aala Taleem k lye Jail chlay gaye Jb Daku hone ka Certificate hasil hua to Ap ne Hkumt k Khzane ko Lootne ka Plan bnaya or phr Benazir se shadi ki
Ap ne Professional Begherti ka Aghaz km umri me hi kr dia BV ko Jannat ka ticket le kr bus me bithaya or
khud sadar ki kursi pe aa bethe or mulk lootne me aala muqam hasil kia ap ki wafat ka sb ko intzar hy.

Try this it’s fun

Try this.
its fun!
take ur mobile
select vibrate mode
&
put in water
&
call on ur mobile
ur mobile will start swimming.
Do it & enjoy
it’s fun to b young:-)

Think about it after a break up

THINK ABOUT IT!
Why do Girls Eat Chocolates after a Break Up?
The Sweetness of chocolates makes them forget the Bitterness of the break up.
Why do Guys drink after Break Up?
The bitterness of Alcohol makes them forget the Sweetness of the girl.
Is that so.

Dost ajnabi hi rehnda

Kabhi Yaad Aye To ek Baar kehna…
Kabhi Ansu Ban K Ankhon Se Na Behna…
Dost Na Sahi To Ajnabi hi Rehna…
Per…
@KABHI@
@ALVIDA@
@NA KEHNA@

Bari Umeed…

Main us k Haathon me tha!
Tute hue Sheeshe ki trha “Faraz”
Bari Umeed thi k bikhrne nhi dega!
Bus giraya kuch is Ada se k
Simatne ki Aaas hi na rahi..

Unhain ehsaas nahi

Wo Karte Hain Baat Mohabt Ki,
Par Mohabt K Dard Ka Unhein Ehsaas Nhi,
Mohabt Wo Chaand Hai Jo
Dikhta Hai Sb Ko,
Pr Usey Pana Sb K Bus Ki Baat Nhi.

Rasmi rasmi batain

Ye ishq-o-Mohabbat, Meher-o-Wafa Sab Rasmi Rasmi Baatain Hain…

Her Shakhs khudi ki Masti Mein,

Bas Apni khaatir Jeeta Hai.

Bohut suna tha uss ki sakhawat ka

Hum ny charcha bohut suna tha uss ki sakhawat ka…
Ye kab maloom tha k wo ghum b dil khol k deta hai..!!

Kaghaz Par Koi Tehreer Hoti Hai

Lahhu Se Dil K Kaghaz Par Koi Tehreer Hoti Hai,
To Ehl-E-Dil Samjhty Hain Yahi Taqdeer Hoti Hai,
Tujhe Khwabon Main Aksr Log Mujh Se Cheen Lete Hain,
Sunna Hai Sarey Khwabon Ki Ulatt Tabeer Hoti Hai,
Yahi Chahat Kisi Ko Taaj Ki Surat Nazar Aaye ,
Yahi Chahat Kisi K Pao’n Ki Zanjeer Hoti Hai,
Suno! Ghazlein Yunhi To Be-sabab Likhi Nahi Jaatein ,
K hr Sha’aer K Tassavar Main Koi Tasveer Hoti Hai..”

Geele kagaz ki tarah hai zindagi..

Geele kagaz ki tarah hai zindagi apni,
Koi jalata bhi nahi koi bahata bhi nahi,
Is kadar akele hai dilki raho mei,
Koi satata bhi nahi , Koi manata bhi nahi

Rhythm of heartbeat

Girl: Touch your Heart,
You will feel the rhythm of your heartbeat.
Boy: Touch your Head,
You will feel the rhythm of empty pot. Tin… Tin… Tin…

Plz say you love me

Girl: Say You Love Me… Say You Love Me
Plzzz Say You Love Me
Boy: Okay You Love Me.

Storage of milk after sugar

Shaded garmi ki vaja sy bhansoon ny daina kam kr dia hy. darr hy k dodh ki shortage ho jae ge to girls sy guzarish hy k vo is mushkil vaqt mein Govt. ka sath dain. . . . aur doodh boil krty vaqt waste hony sy bachaeen. . . ap apna zehen saaf rakheen

What is life read more..

Girl: What is Life?
Boy: Life is Love.
Girl: Whats Love?
Boy: Love is Kissing.
Girl: What is Kissing?
Boy: Come here and I’ll Show You.

Itnay nakhray dikha rahi ho

Larka: Tum Ho Kya Jo Itnay Nakhray Dikha Rahi Ho?
Larki: I’m Heroin.
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Larka: To Main Bhi To Heroenchi Hon.

Sunshine of my life

Boy: You Are Sunshine of My Life.
Without You Life Is Cloudy.
You are in My Heart Like Rainy Water for Barren Land.
Girl: Darling! Is it Proposal or Weather Report?

Arrange marriage difference

Love Aur Arrange Marriage Main Kya Faraq Hai?
Love Marriage Main Aap Apni Girlfriend Se Shadi Kartay Hain.
Aur
Arrange Marriage Main
Kisi Aur Ki Girlfriend Se.

Boys R the most busy

Boys r tha most busy generation in the world.
1 hand on stearing 1 hand on gear.1 leg on break
1 leg on accelerator.
1 ear on music
1 ear on mobile
1 eye on road
1 eye on girls.
Nose on breath
Mouth on cigarate.
wat a busy nation.
fir v loki kendi munday wailay hondy ny…

Long as more than devil

Many many happy returns of the day
and May u Live lOng as
Long as more Than Devil.
HapPy Birthday

Today is Lota day

“HAPPY BIRTHDAY”
To You
Shocked ?
Actually Aaj Ke Din
Jabir Bin Hayan
Ne ‘LOTA’ Ejaad kia Tha
To Maine Socha Har
‘LOTAY’
Ko Wish Kar Doon.;-

Best Day of the year..

for this whole world it is just a next day
but for me it is the best day of the year because today is your birthday happy
birthday love u………

Journey goes on

Step by Step the Journey Goes on,
Little by Little it May seem so Long.
Forget About Your Past, You can’t change it,
Forget about your Future, You cant Predict it.
Just think about Present, You can Handle it.
Enjoy Presents Every Moment be Happy.
Happy Birthday Dear.

Sending birthday blessings

Sending birthday blessings Filled with love and
peace and joy Wishing sweetest things happen Right before your eyes !

My ture love

Happy birthday my true love
Your beauty stems from up above
Sweetest smile and kindest heart
Like a priceless piece of precious art.

Happy day and night

May your life b colourful day and night,
With love, happiness & Success of your right,
And God’s choicest blessings b always there…
Happy Birthday to you ……my dear.

life lead you 2 great happiness

Wish you a very happy birthday May life lead you 2 great happiness
success and hope that all your wishes comes true! enjoy your day.

Pathan ka putar

1 kabutar pathan ko tang kr rha tha, pathan ne usy pakar liya or usy marne ka faisla kr liya, wo usy chat pe ly gaya

aur

wahan se neche phaink diya,:-)

(‘,’)

<( (> ./ /.

Moral:

moral woral kuch nai

wo kabutar b peshawar ka tha

niche gir k mar gya:-